Valerie wanted pictures of her Halloween costume, which this year was Red Riding Hood. The red cape was awesome, as well as the shoes which we have already seen, but I fell hard for the fishnet stockings. Scarlet and oh so netty; they covered Valerie’s legs and didn’t hide a damn thing. It was a barrier but one that asks you to reach out and rip it open. Sigh.
Official Kinky Red Riding Hood Costume Joke- “Your safeword today is Woodsman.”
This is a picture that I took when most of the clothes were off. Valerie has one of the best sexy smiles I know. That’s is the smile of a woman about to be filled in all sorts of good ways. At least I think it is considering I have not seen Valerie filled. Hmmm.
So, I was sorting through my pictures afterwards and I patted myself on the back for doing a classic blogger naked picture. Half the face is gone but naughty parts are shown. I have five shots like this and that’s it. I don’t have any of Valerie in this pose with her entire face. I couldn’t beleive it at first until I realized that a year or two of blogging has taught me some really shitty photography habits. I have the perfect anonymous nudie picture, I just don’t have the perfect Valerie nudie picture.
Finally we have Valerie’s ass. Wow, nothing I can say can improve upon her bottom. In light of that, I would like to direct your attention to a few things.
One, over in my blogroll, Otto Von Madd is running for President and has a blog to chronicle this attempt. Do not fear, this blog will not suffer in content. The fact of the matter is that I have such expansive political knowledge that I needed to drain it somewhere. A fictional character running for office just made sense. I get to put all my current news knowledge to use and you get a silly blog. We all win.
Second, I am terribly happy everyone is enjoying the Seven Curses of Hannah. I went through a deep depression just writing it so it’s glad to see you get some fun out of all that pain. When you hit your mid-thirties, that seems to be when all your married friends decide what a big fucking mistake they made. My own marriage has had it’s ups and downs so there are certainly some inspirations drawn from real life too. The thing I would like to remind all my readers is to me, Hannah and Adam have a sucky marriage because they deliberately take pains to avoid realizing how sucky things are. I know I should let the story say that for me, but I think a detail like that is too damn important to leave to my writing skills.
Third, I just wanted to say how happy all of my readers make me. Knowing you guys and gals are there waiting to see what I do next has been a big ego boost and a great inspiration. You help keep me writing, thinking and entertaining and I appreciate that a lot.