Nov 112015

“And welcome back to Ex versus Ex! I’m your host as always, Carl Carnage. We are halfway through our final round and our contestants have played hard and dirty. Scott is in the lead with ten thousand dollars but his ex-wife, Kayla, is close behind with eight thousand dollars. With five thousand dollars at stake, it is still anyone’s game!”

“Scott, we just watched Kayla endure a grueling ass fucking from the Anal Destroyer machine. She lasted three minutes and fifty seconds before hitting the quit button. Did you ever think your ex would last that long, Scott?”

Scott shook his head. “No, I didn’t, Carl. She always said her ass was too tight for anal.”

“That might have been the case but now I think she might be more open to it in the future, if you know what I mean!”

Scott saw the laugh sign come on and the live studio audience faithfully laughed. He laughed too but that was mostly from nerves. There was a lot of money to win.

Carl walked over to Kayla. She shifted back and forth on her feet as she tried to find a comfortable way to stand. The Anal Destroyer had really done a number on her.

“Kayla, since your ex picked Pleasure, you were forced to undergo the Pain challenge. It is time for you to spin the Wheel of Pleasure and see which challenge he will endure.”

“I’m ready, Carl!” Kayla said. Scott could hear the venom in her voice. She was angrier than that time he forgot her birthday.

Kayla hobbled to the wheel and gave it a spin. A dozen terrible delights clicked past the pointer.

The wheel slowed down. Scott prayed for it to stop on Soapy Lap dance but it kept going. He bit his lip when he saw Triple Handjob but thankfully it kept going. His relief was short lived as he saw the wheel slow down on the next category. When the wheel stopped on it, he felt his stomach sink.

“Blowjob from our very own, Blowjob Queen, Yuna!”

“Oh fuck,” Scott said. How many times had he jacked off to Yuna sucking off a poor contestant? Shit, how many times had he jacked off to Yuna just standing around? He was fucked!

“Now Kayla,” Carl said. “Right now Scott has to survive three minutes and fifty seconds from a Yuna blowjob without climaxing. You have the option of sacrificing your own money to make that time even longer. Would you like to do that?”

“No, no, no,” Scott prayed.

“Fuck, yes!” Kayla said, looking Scott right in the eye.

“Every thousand dollars adds a minute,” Carl said. “And remember, whomever has the most money at the end of the final round gets to decide one last punishment for their ex. How much do want to spend?”

Kayla smiled without any warmth. “Two thousand, Carl. Just enough to win with.”

That bitch! Scott forced himself to smile back. She was willing to blow two thousand dollars just for an extra round of humiliation!

Fuck, maybe he shouldn’t have spent his money earlier to add a minute to her ass fucking.

“That makes it five minutes and fifty seconds!” Carl announced. “Let’s get started! Scott, assume the position!”

Scott sighed and stood inside the red circle in front of him. He felt the four cameras zoom in on his hard cock. The audience was already snickering at his fate.

Carl stood beside Scott . “And let’s introduce that perky beauty all the way from Tokyo, Japan, the Blowjob Queen herself, Yuna!”

Yuna came through the curtains. Scott’s heart skipped a beat. There she was in all of her beauty. Long black hair flowed around her cute face. Bright brown eyes smiled at the audience. A pink tongue licked bright red lips. She was topless and her heavy breasts bounced with every step. A short black skirt covered her waist but Scott knew there was no underwear beneath that skirt.

Scott felt the money slipping away. Yuna waved to the audience and then headed straight for Scott. A devilish smile came to her lips. Yuna had the mouth that destroyed hopes and dreams. It was a rare man, or woman, who could survive what she licked out.

“The time to beat is five minutes and fifty seconds,” Carl said. “Are you ready, Scott?”

Scott was nowhere near fucking ready. Yuna sunk to her knees before his throbbing cock. She looked up at him and winked.

Oh fuck.

“I said, are you ready, Scott?” Carl asked. His gleaming smile never faltered.

“Yes?” Scott said.

Kayla laughed wickedly.

“Then, begin!” Carl said.

Yuna leaned towards Scott’s cock. She paused and his cock throbbed in front of her face. His hips bucked forward towards her mouth. The audience laughed at his eagerness.

“Not going to last even a minute,” Kayla yelled.

Yuna looked up at Scott and licked her lips. She opened her mouth and stuck her tongue out. Her tongue waved at his cock as if asking him to play.

“Oh shit,” Scott groaned. He wasn’t even in her mouth yet and he was so turned on.

She leaned in closer and licked the tip of his cock. On her second lick, she leaned in close enough for her lips to touch him. On her third lick, she moved forward on her knees and took the tip of his cock into her mouth.

“Fuck,” Scott groaned. He was inside Yuna’s mouth!

Yuna looked up at him with her deep brown eyes. Locking him with her gaze, she slipped more of his cock into her mouth. Inch by inch, he disappeared between her lips until her nose was pressed against his waist.

The crowd groaned in sympathetic pleasure.

“Five minutes remaining!” Carl said.

Yuna put her hands on Scott’s thighs. Tiny fingers pressed into his skin. Both of her large breasts pressed against his legs. Her nostrils flared and he felt her breath on his crotch.

How the fuck was he going to last five minutes?

Yuna’s head began to move. She pulled back and let his cock slip past her lips. His cock was shiny with her spit.

When she reached the top of his cock, he felt her tongue. It was a delicate fluttering on the slit of his cock. He knew if he came right now, she would swallow everything he had to offer.

She went back down on his cock. Scott thought he would climax when she reached his balls. She slid back up and he thought he would climax when she reached his tip.

He didn’t. Up and down Yuna sucked on his cock and he didn’t come.

“How does it feel, Scott?” Carl asked him.

“Nice,” Scott said. He had trouble forming words.

“Nice? Just nice?” Carl said. The audience laughed. “Did you hear that, Yuna, he said it was nice.”

Yuna nodded her head with Scott’s cock in his mouth. She made a faux-angry face at him. He wanted to apologize but he was afraid to speak.

“Maybe you can get a good out of him, Yuna!” Carl said.

Yuna gave Carl a thumbs-up and then bounced her mouth furiously on Scott’s cock.

“Fuck!” Scott cried out.

The audience laughed. They cheered his impending doom.

Yuna’s head bounced on Scott’s lap. The beautiful woman was face fucking herself on his cock. She made little choking sounds and his ego believed that the size of his member was making the talented blowjob queen gag.

Scott forced himself to look away. He looked up at the cameras focusing on him. One would be focused on his face. Two would be recording every angle of Yuna’s mouth. The fourth would a long shot to catch Yuna’s bouncing head and cute kneeling ass.

He bit his lip. He didn’t want to think about Yuna’s cute ass.

“Four minutes remaining!”

Scott whimpered. There was no way he could last. Yuna’s lips were too tight. Her mouth was too wet. Her deep brown eyes were too pretty.

He looked at Kayla. She glowered at him with smug contempt. She was enjoying this. She knew he would break.

Scott laughed. It took Scott getting a blowjob from a hot woman to make Kayla happy.

Once he started laughing, he couldn’t stop. The whole thing was silly. He was getting the blowjob of his life but he couldn’t let himself enjoy it. There was money at stake. There was a bonus round to avoid. There was pride involved.

“Hysterical laughter is always a bad sign,” Carl said, “or a good sign depending on who you are.”

Yuna slowed down on her sucking. She looked up at Scott and grabbed a breast. She squeezed it hard with his cock still in her mouth.

Scott moaned.

She reached up for his hand. He let her guide his hand to her breast. He knew that he should resist but he couldn’t. Yuna pressed his fingers to her breast and urged him to squeeze.

He did. It was soft. It was warm. It was heaven. It was proof that there was a supreme divinity and they loved tits.

Yuna kept sucking. Her cheeks caved in with the suction of her mouth.

He squeezed harder. She grabbed his other hand and brought it to her other breast. He held onto two handfuls of pillowy heaven.

“He’s getting the most out of his time, folks!” Carl announced. The audience laughed.

Yuna pulled his hands away. Scott whimpered as she put his hands back on his knees. He might never touch her tits again.

“Three minutes remaining!” Carl announced.

Scott couldn’t believe it. He didn’t last this long when he was jerking off at home to Yuna. He might make it after all.

Yuna pulled up and let his cock fall from her lips. His member was shiny with spit. It was bright red with her lipstick. It throbbed in front of her face.

She bent down and kissed his balls.

“Oh fuck,” Scott said. The audience cheered. Were they cheering Yuna on his balls or his need to come?

Yuna licked his balls. Slow long tongue lashings caressed his balls. Kayla never did this. If she did, they would still be together no matter how much she nagged him.

Her lips opened and she took a ball into her mouth. Wet heat embraced his testicle. A gentle tongue stroked it.

Scott shuddered from head to toe. His cock bounced wildly against Yuna’s face. Could he come like this?

He imagined climaxing. He pictured his seed raining down on Yuna’s cheek. He pictured her sucking his ball as his continued to come for the amusement of the audience.

Scott shook his head. No, he couldn’t think about that!

Yuna opened her mouth wider. His other ball was sucked into her mouth. Her tongue danced between his two testicles.

Scott groaned. This was so good. His cock continued to throb. He knew that he was unlikely to come from this but what about when her mouth returned to his cock? He would have no resistance left.

“Feeling close, Scott?” Carl asked.

“Fuck you, Carl,” Scott snapped.

Carl laughed and offered his hand for a high five. Dazed and aroused, Scott high fived him.

“Two minutes remaining!”

Yuna released his balls. She resumed her position in front of Scott’s cock. Her face was relaxed and confident. She licked her lips.

Scott knew that she knew that she owned him.

She went back down over his lap. Once again his cock disappeared into her lips. He felt her tongue again as it swirled and played with the ridges of his skin.

A tremor ran through Scott. There was a tightness in his body. This was it.

“Come, you lazy fuck!” Kayla yelled.

Scott growled. Kayla would like that. She would take the prize money and build that damn porch she always wanted. The rest of the money would go to fixing up the house they bought that he couldn’t live in anymore. Oh yes, Kayla would enjoy his coming very much.

Anger came over Scott. He thought about the wasted holidays spent fighting. Memories of angry drives to work swept over him. He would be damned if he was going to give Kayla one more thing, even if it meant coming in Yuna’s mouth.

Yuna sensed something. She looked up at Scott and her eyes softened. Her hand went to his thigh and stroked him gently. The suction of her mouth turned into a gentle place to rest.

Scott’s rage melted. Being angry all of the time was one of the reasons he left Kayla. Life was too to be mad all of the time. Blowjobs were too rare too be unhappy while you’re getting one.

He felt his body slump. He should just come. He should just spray his load inside Yuna’s mouth. It wouldn’t matter what the bonus round did to him. He would be able to spend the rest of his life with the happy memory of filling Yuna’s mouth.

His decision made, Scott relaxed. He was done. Fuck being mad.

Yuna sucked hard on his cock. Her lips were tighter than any pussy. She moaned and the vibrations travelled down his cock. Her breasts pressed tighter against his legs.

Scott smiled. He was at peace with decision. Kayla could have her porch. He was going to make a memory that lasted a lifetime.

Yuna lifted her skirt to bare her ass. Scott watched on a monitor as she wiggled her bare bottom. The audience cheered.

“One minute remaining!”

Scott blinked. Well shit, if he was this close there was no point giving up!

Yuna moaned harder, sending vibrations down to the base of his cock.

Scott’s hands balled into fists.

Yuna bounced so hard on his cock that her hair went flying.

Scott tried to think about baseball but all he could picture was Yuna’s ass.

Yuna flicked her tongue over the slit of his cock, urging him to come.

Scott tried to imagine what he would do with the prize money but all he could think of was buying more Yuna porn.

Yuna grabbed his hands and placed them on her head.

Scott grabbed her hair and his hips started bucking. He fucked her face on instinct.

He was going to come.

Scott bit his lip. He tried to stop moving his hips but Yuna was happy to keep moving. He shut his eyes but he could still feel her wonderful mouth.

“Time is up! Scott, you have won, Ex versus Ex!”

Yuna pulled away from Scott’s cock. Her tongue flicked at him as she pulled away.

“Fuck!” Scott yelled. His cock erupted and a shower of seed sprayed. Yuna shrugged and tried to collect it on her breasts.

“Unbelievable, viewers!” Carl announced. “Scott held out and blew his loud after the time ran out! It is a rare defeat for Yuna! We’re going to take a moment to give Scott a break but when we come back, Scott will spin the Wheel of Judgement to see what terrible fate waits for Kayla! You won’t want to miss it!”

Nov 252013

DelightLogoAre you spending this Thanksgiving away from parents and kids? Or you are enjoying a nice day off with your fellow adults? Or are you alone this holiday for reasons too sad to even think of? Well don’t worry! The Delight Channel has you covered with our special holiday programming!

9am EST – Catch the Annual Exhibitionist Thanksgiving Parade held at the center lane of Eros University! Watch as sexually uninhibited college students design and man some of the world’s kinkiest floats. Be sure to catch Mrs. Claus and her special human reindeer slaves!

12pm EST – A Step Family Thanksgiving. In the Step Family, no one is a blood relation to any other member AND every one is over the age of twenty-one for some good wholesome legal family fun! Mom and Dad along with eldest daughter, Ashley, middle son and football player, Chris and youngest daughter, Jessica spend a warm holiday together and learn something about being thankful. Also starring Aunt Molly and Uncle George!

2pm EST – Bouncing Cocks vs Flying Tits. Why watch a boring football game when you can catch a special naked co-ed Grope Football game? Halftime entertainment provided by Lady Clit.

5pm EST – History of the American Swinger Party. At this point you are sick to death of history shows with pilgrims and Native Americans. It all ends in smallpox and broken treaties. Watch something with happier endings as noted sexual scientist, Dr. Otto Von Madd guides you through an oral history of swingers in America!

7pm EST – Birchwood Academy Pet Show. For the first time, this annual event of the world’s most exclusive BDSM club will be televised! Watch as sex slaves are paraded, made to perform tricks and present themselves before a panel of picky judges. Commentary will be provided by Larry Carver and three time Sex Pet Champion Owner, Countess Katherine Ellison.

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Nov 042013

Welcome to Cinema Carnal here on the Delight Channel. I am your hostess, Sakura Himura.

Tonight’ film is “Madame Celine’s Advanced School for Adventurous Couples” more commonly known by the title on its boxcover, “Sex School”.  Created in 1998, it is the last of the big budget pornographic films produced by Vivacious Studios. It was a lavish movie with high production values, an original soundtrack, quality performers and an actual script.

“Madame Celine’s Advanced School for Adventurous Couples” stars legendary pornographic actress Torri Diamond in her final role.  At thirty-eight years of age, Torri was considered too old for regular porn but she was determined to go out in style.  She enlisted her on again/ off again longtime life partner, Cheryln Bullock to direct.  Marty Bertz was brought in to handle music and famous slut, Vikki Voom was hired as fluffer and makeup artist.  Torri also made the brave choice as a performer and producer to include foreplay in her film.

Torri stars as Madame Celine, a sexual therapist who helps singles and couples with their sexual issues.    She helps a man who can’t climax from blowjobs, a couple who know only one position, a woman who is afraid of masturbating, a couple who never have sex with the lights on, a lesbian couple who are afraid of strap-ons, a young man who is a virgin and finally two couples who need help learning how to swing. The cure is always some form of sex with Torri.

The movie was filmed at the mansion of millionaire recluse, Theodore Green. Theodore made his fortune in the vitamin market and shunned public appearances. He was apparently a big fan of Torri Diamond and wanted to help her make her dream movie. He makes a brief cameo in the beginning of the film although you only see the top of his head from between Torri’s thighs as she answers the phone.

Theodore Grenich of course achieved world wide fame when one of his submissives published the tell all book, ’69 Shades of Green’.

Many experts consider this film to be Torri’s finest work. Her triple dildo scene won a Golden Testicle for Best Lesbian Scene. The red high heels she wears in the movie were inducted into the Pornography Film and Art Museum in 2002.  The soundtrack was the 3rd most downloaded album on Napster for 1999. The film can be spotted in the background of the brothel scene in the mainstream blockbuster movie, Lethal Attack 3.

Unfortunately, it made half as much money as heiress Helen Ramada’s sextape filmed with night vision lens in a bathroom stall.  Vivacious Studios made the choice to shift their focus towards celebrity sex tapes and gonzo scenes filmed in the back of a van.

Tonight’s film has foreplay, pseudo-psychological sex talk, the finest fake breasts possible from 1998 technology, a triple headed dildo, a 5-way and a subplot about a suitcase full of money.

So sit back and enjoy one of the last great porn films from one of the greatest porn actresses of the 90’s.  Snuggle with a loved one or with someone who is just there.  Get a firm grip or a light touch and enjoy tonight’s feature presentation.

Oct 212013

The folloDelightLogowing is a Chatterley alert for your area.

Jennifer C is missing her ex-boyfriend and is considering hooking back up with him. The ex-boyfriend is an alcoholic with a history of cheating on her. She needs a good fuck without emotional commitment though she would be open to maybe a date afterwards.

Jennifer likes rough sex with light choking and heavy spanking but no bondage. She has dark brown hair, a curvy body and a loud scream. She lives alone in an apartment with one cat.

Any available male in the area over the age of thirty should contact the Chatterley Alert service at 1-800-PLS-FUCK or 1-800-757-3825 to arrange a rescue.

This has been a Chatterly Alert for your area. We now resume our regularly scheduled program.

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Sep 302013

DelightLogoHey there, I’m Pamela Stern. You may know me from my television shows, Train My Bitch and My Kitten Slave from Hell. Did you know that every year, hundreds of submissives who prefer pet play are sitting at home wishing they had a loving master or mistress who appreciated having a human pet? These submissives browse websites, create costumes that only they see and read trashy internet stories all alone until they finally lose hope and enter a boring vanilla relationship. Every year the human pet population shrinks due to the pets never finding an owner who can give them a loving home.

And unlike pets you get through an escort service, submissives you adopt will truly enjoy fetching balls, petting petted and having sex doggy style. A real pet will never gossip about you to their coworkers and fake a smile when you buy them a new leash. There are thousands of human pets ready to be adopted so why spend money and risk humiliation renting a human pet from professional pet mills?

If you are interested in adopting your own human pet, contact your local dungeon or fetish support group.

*This has been a public service announcement from the Delight Channel.*

Sep 162013

Welcome to Cinema Carnal here on the Delight Channel. I am your hostess, Sakura Himura.

Tonight’s movie is She Came from Space, a pornographic film made in 1965.  Seven years before Deep Throat or Behind the Green Door, She Came from Space featured graphic oral sex, full anal scenes and a thirty person orgy on the White House lawn but few of today’s pornographic fans are even aware of its existence. That is due to the FBI confiscating most of the copies when it was released.  It is only through a loan from the Collette-Ashbee Collection that we can show the film tonight.

The movie was directed by Michael O’Donnell and tells the story of a woman who came from a UFO to teach the people of Earth how to enjoy their bodies.  The woman was played by an unknown actress whose screen credit lists her as Venusa.  Interestingly enough, her character’s name is Venusa as well which was not uncommon for pornographic movies of the time.  Venusa’s character has sex with men and women including some African-American men which was a big taboo for the era.  In between sex scenes, she gives small sermons on love, usually while brushing her long brown hair.

The movie also stars a young Linda Sigh in her debut role.  She plays an IRS agent who is converted to Venusa’s following of love after a Sapphic encounter at a library.  Linda’s famous breasts are on full display in this film and are a sight that no serious porn viewer should ever miss.

The movie is remarkable in that every scene takes place in public.  In many shots, you can see bystanders going about their business as if completely unaware that a pornographic movie is being filmed a few feet away from them.  Customers continue to shop while Venusa pleasures herself with a banana in the fruit aisle.  Patrons look for books while Linda Sigh goes down on Venusa.  A threesome on a bus doesn’t seem to disturb any of the bus passengers who frequently move a naked limb in order to get by.

Director O’Donnell had little explanation for how he was able to pull off these public shots.  Cast and crew claim that they never thought anything was odd at the time although they admit it is curious in hindsight.  No arrests were made during the filming which is incredible for how public nudity there was.

The final scene is the orgy at the White House lawn where Venusa and her followers have sex with the security and staff of the White House at night.  Venusa is the center of the orgy that inspires the participants to cross sexual identity roles.  The movie ends with Venusa returning to space on a glittering cloud of good feelings.

The scene was so realistic that the FBI investigated director O’Donnell for fear that he somehow managed to shoot a pornographic film at the White House.  Many of the cast and crew signed affidavits that O’Donnell drove them to the White House in a rented bus where they encountered no resistance at all to their movie.  O’Donnell was arrested but he claimed that he drugged the cast and they imagined the whole thing.

O’Donnell was charged with gross endangerment of others and sentenced to twenty years in prison.  He died in prison within three years of heart failure.  Copies of his movie was seized and destroyed by the FBI although allegedly one copy was saved for Edgar J Hoover’s personal enjoyment.

As for the actress Venusa, she was never located despite a nationwide woman hunt.  None of the cast and crew knew anything about her and for that matter, appeared to have little contact with her outside of their sex scenes.  She was described as a playful woman who was gentle, kind and had no gag reflex.  To the best of pornographic historians’ knowledge, she never appeared in adult work again.

Tonight we are proud to present a copy that escaped the FBI’s censoring eyes.  Tucked away at a abandoned drive-thru, this film was rescued by members of the Collette-Ashbee Collection.  The print has been restored and repaired so that we may enjoy it tonight.

So sit back and get comfortable.  Snuggle with a loved one or someone who is just there.  Get a firm grip or a light touch and enjoy tonight’s feature presentation.

Sep 112013

“And welcome back to You Bet Your Ass! I’m your host, Jimmy Spank and we have had an exciting game today.  In the first round, Melissa was eliminated and had to endure a terrible five minute spanking from a member of our studio audience.  In the second round, Nicole was eliminated and had to endure a five minute spanking from our own Paddle Triplets! We started with three eager contestants who put their asses on the line for a chance at ten thousand dollars but now we are down to Stephanie, an accountant from Norfolk, Virginia.  Stephanie, did you think you would make it this far?”

“To be honest, Jimmy, I wasn’t sure.  I like a good spanking at the dungeon but usually I go straight into sub space.  I never knew I was good at answering trivia questions while being spanked!

“Well we all learn something new every time we go under the paddle, Stephanie.  Up until now, you were only spanked if somebody else answered the question instead of you.  Now you will be spanked constantly while having to provide six answers to the question I have in my hand.  The spanking will increase in intensity until the timer runs out.  Are you ready to meet your spanker for tonight’s bonus round?”

“Let’s do it, Jimmy!”

“That’s the spirit.  Let’s have a warm welcome for tonight’s Bonus Round spanker! He’s a technical support advisor by day and a wielder of the paddle by night!  He prefers sassy bottoms and has a wicked back hand.  Let’s here it for Dom of the North Storm!

“Thanks, Jimmy.  I am happy to be here.  I’d like to give a big shout out to all my friends on the Kink-life website!”

“I see you brought a leather paddle with metal studs, Dom.”

“That’s right Jimmy.  This will leave quite a mark.”

“Does that make you nervous, Stephanie?”

“It kind of makes me wet, Jimmy.”

“Ha! Good answer.  Now get on that spanking bench and get your bare ass high in the air.  Grab hold of the bars in front of you and remember, if you want to stop at any time, let go of the bar but remember that you forfeit your current winnings of four hundred and ten dollars.”

“I won’t be letting go!”

“We’ll see, Stephanie.  Dom of the North Storm, start your warm up paddling on Stephanie.”

Whap! Whap! Whap!

“Okay Stephanie, for ten thousand dollars, name six states and their state capitals!”


“Ow! Richmond, Virginia!”



“Ouch! Raleigh, North Carolina!”

“That’s two!”


“Shit! Charleston, West Virginia!”

“That’s three!”


“Fuck! Little Rock, Arkansas!”

“That’s four! You only need two more!”


“Shit, shit, shit!”

“Just two more!”


“Uhhh, Atlanta, Georgia!”

“Correct! One more for the money!”

“Ummm, fuck! Chicago, Illinois!”

“Wrong! You still need one more!”


“Oh Jesus! Ouch!”

“Ten seconds!”

“Fuck! Wait, Providence, Rhode Island!”

“Correct! You’ve won ten thousand dollars!”

“Fuck yeah! Now get me some damn aloe for my ass!”

“Paddle Triplets, you heard the winner! Get to it!  That’s all the time we have this week for You Bet Your Ass! Join us next week with three new contestants and three new asses! This is Jimmy Spank, reminding you to keep your planet beautiful and please recycle.  Good night!”

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