Explorer’s Log: I am on day twenty of my thirty-three day journey to the star system designated “The Queen’s Laughter from Her Enemy’s Misfortune” by Royal Astronomers. For the last six days I have been traveling through a nebula made of interesting gases. The scanners have detected some strange compounds and peculiar anomalies. I will be preparing a full report soon for the Royal Science Academy to study.
A curious side effect of the gases is that it has enabled me to establish contact with another ship on the far side of the nebula. It is an exploration vessel and like me, the vessel only has one crew member. Interference in the nebula prevents most forms of communication but we have been able to maintain a steady audio channel. He speaks a rough form of Sylfaen but I can understand him.
The alien is named Zinfiy and he is a member of the Gork Consortium, whatever that is. He is on a mission of prospecting worlds for future element extraction. From what he has described, his ship has a crew of drones that process minerals and turns them into fuel and ship improvements.
Our trajectories mean that we will never physically meet. Zinfiy’s ship came from sectors of space that I will never visit and they are headed to places I will never go. This presents a rare opportunity to gather intel on worlds, cultures and systems outside of my ship’s range. The fact that I will receive additional compensation and prizes for this accomplishment is a minor joy compared to the honor of extending Queen Erishella’s knowledge of the universe. End Explorer’s Log.
Explorer’s Personal Log: It has twenty days since I got my brains fucked out by the Glister. The break has been good for my pussy but by the Queen, I wish Zinfiy was here to fuck right now. I have no idea what his species looks like but I would make it fucking work.
“That planet looked empty but at night, these terrible carnivores would crawl out of the canyons and eat anything they could. They were only a meter tall but there were hundreds of them. The little gummers were strong enough to rip apart my best security drones. If they weren’t so sensitive to the light from my flares, I wouldn’t have made it back to my ship.”
“Queen’s tit,” Vaquel responded. “Swarm carnivores are the worse. All they want to do is eat you and not in a good way.”
Zinfiy’s laughter boomed from the speaker. His voice was already deep but became deeper when he laughed. The low pitch seemed to resonate inside Vaquel’s ribcage and vibrate all the way down to her pussy.
Vaquel’s naked body stirred on top of Chairbot. The loyal robot emitted a small vibration through his seat that felt nice against Vaquel’s round dark ass. She had one hand between her thighs, casually stroking that the thick pink bush of pubic hair that covered her sex.
The laughter continued. Vaquel’s other hand toyed with her nipple. She flicked the hard nub with her fingernail. Damn, she was horny. Maybe she should turn the conversation to something sexual and see if the alien would be up for some communicator sex?
“What about you?” Zinfiy asked. “Have you had any near-death escapes?”
“Quite a few,” Vaquel said. “They sort of start to blend into one another, you know?”
“I do,” Zinfiy says. “I can remember running though my ship’s airlock a dozen times but when it comes to remembering what chased me, a dozen bad memories crowd together.”
“Yes!” Vaquel said. “I have noticed that! I thought it was just me or maybe I was suffering from mental degradation.”
“I highly doubt your mental attributes are depreciating, Vak-el,” Zinfiy said. “You are one of the sharpest sentients I have talked to.”
There was a flutter in Vaquel’s stomach, followed quickly by another clench in her pussy. Damn, it was nice to have someone to talk to about these things. She could discuss these things with Chairbot but it wasn’t the same with the sycophantic robot. Hearing those kind words from a deep voice across the nebula was something different.
“I appreciate that, Zinfiy,” Vaquel said.
“We explorers tell it like we see it,” Zinfiy said. “Especially with associated minds.”
Vaquel wished their bodies were better associated. Or was he flirting? It was hard to tell. It appeared that Zinfiy never talked about sex. Was he shy, or was he part of a species that frowned on casual sex?
Fuck, all she had to do was flirt and find out. What was holding her back? She wasn’t normally this hesitant. What was her problem?
“Are you still there?” Zinfiy asked.
“Uh, yes,” Vaquel said. “Just, uh, recording a nebula scan into my logbook. The work never stops. Just like a single vibrator in a women’s dorm.”
Vaquel winced. Why the fuck did she say that? It was a common expression back on Euphoria but would Zinfiy be offended?
There was a pause from the speaker. Vaquel experienced a flash of dread that quickly broke as rolling laughter came from the speaker. The deep harmonics of the laugh vibrated through Vaquel’s body again and down to her pussy. Her shoulders relaxed from a tension she didn’t know she was carrying.
“You have a promiscuous mind, Vak-el,” Zinfiy said. “That might be my favorite part about you.”
Vaquel sat up in her chair. A smile bloomed across her face. Endorphins flooded her body and she wasn’t sure why.
“What else are we going to think about out here in space?” Vaquel said. There. She pushed a little.
“I hear that,” Zinfiy said. There was a wistful growl to his voice that made Vaquel’s toes curl.
Chairbot’s seat vibrations increased slightly. He was forbidden to speak while Zinfiy was on the line as Vaquel wanted to focus on the alien’s voice. The restriction said nothing about adjusting his vibrators to encourage Vaquel’s buttocks to clench a little more.
Squirming a little, Vaquel felt her courage grow.
“Especially on journeys like this,” Vaquel said, “when you go long days of nothing but ship maintenance and nebula scans. It is not unusual for me to masturbate two or three times a day just to give me something to look forward to.”
There was a rumbling sound from the speaker. It didn’t sound like the noise he made when he was laughing. Was it disapproval? Aliens were so hard to figure out.
Chairbot’s seat vibrations grew stronger. They centered near Vaquel’s pussy. It was just a gentle buzz but it enflamed Vaquel’s desire.
“Fuck it,” Vaquel thought. “Nothing ventured, nothing fucked.”.
“Does your species masturbate?” Vaquel said. Her heart pounded at saying something so bold. What the fuck was wrong with her? She never got this nervous flirting.
“I mean, do they self-stimulate their sexual organs?” she added, perhaps unnecessarily.
“Yes, it is accepted among my people, but often discouraged by project managers,” Zinfiy said. “On my own however, I have no problem indulging.”
“Oh good,” Vaquel said. “You can never tell with other cultures. My people, the Euphorians, thrive on sexual pleasure. We take and give our pleasure to each other as well as ourselves.”
“They sound . . . exciting,” Zinfiy said.
Had his voice grown deeper? Vaquel’s pulsing pussy thought so. What did it mean?
“Have you experienced sex with aliens?” Vaquel asked.
There was another pause. Instead of feeling dread like previously, Vaquel found herself growing more excited. She was eager to hear his response.
“The Consortium has strict rules against sexual relationships with other sentients,” Zinfiy said. “It is believed that sex will negatively influence potential client cultures.”
The dread returned and sat inside Vaquel’s stomach. Her smile faded instantly. Vaquel’s slutty pussy continued to flow despite the negative news.
“But six years out into space, I decide that some rules are not as important as others,” Zinfiy said. “My Satisfaction Drone broke down one year into the mission and what was I supposed to do? Fegard my own genitals?”
Vaquel relaxed. She didn’t know what fegard meant but she understood the sentiment. The dread melted away like an ice dildo inside a hot cunt.
“I think you have made the sensible choice,” Vaquel said. “Have you had much luck finding aliens to fegard you?”
There was another deep rumble from the speakers. Yes, I have. The last planet I was on was very friendly. Their society was very primitives but held hospitality in high regard. The local king gave me his consort and his daughter for my satisfaction. The daughter was a bit clumsy but the mother was very talented. She could have been a sexual relief professional back on my world.”
Vaquel slipped two fingers inside her pussy. The slick hole easily accepted her digit. She let out a moan that lingered in the air.
“Shall I tell you of another visit?” Zinfiy asked. There was a drumming sound that wasn’t there earlier.
“Yes, please,” Vaquel said.
“A few planets ago, I prospected a moon,” Zinfiy said. “The planet it orbited would send their criminals to the moon and exile them there. The prisoners would fight each other or un-alive themselves but I came across a female of the species that was very eager for company. She fergarded me within two kilo-seconds of meeting. We fucked so hard that I damaged my dorsal spine.”
“Ouch, was that bad?” Vaquel asked.
“Technically, yes,” Zinfiy said. “But it also meant I couldn’t move for three days and the prisoner took advantage of me. She used me like a sex drone constantly, stopping only for food and short naps. Best three days of my mission so far.”
“Queen’s tit,” Vaquel swore. “I could do with a horny prisoner right now. That sounds like bliss.”
The drumming sound was louder. It was a rhythmic triple beat. Vaquel couldn’t visualize what it signified.
“Tell me one of your adventures,Vak-el,” Zinfiy asked.
“The last planet I was on was a society of celibate clones,” Vaquel said.
“Great Xi!” Zinfiy said. “That sounds terrible.”
“They were,” Vaquel said. “Except due to some complications, their genetics were radically altered by their enemies to make them sexually desperate. They had a revolution and an eager desire to learn. I was happy to educate them personally.”
“An entire planet of sexual novices?” Zinfiy asked.
“Yes, and my holes feel like I trained every one of them,” Vaquel said. “I taught them to fuck, oral sex, a bit of anal and of course, masturbation.”
Another deep rumble came from the speakers. “I bet you would be good at that, Vak-el. I swear, you could make a man ghlop just by talking.”
Vaquel’s pussy clenched down hard around her fingers. “I accept your compliment, Zinfiy. Tell me, are you touching yourself right now?”
The drumming sound stopped. “Would you mind if I did?” he asked.
“I would be more offended if you weren’t,” Vaquel answered.
There was a deep laugh. Vaquel smiled and then shuddered as her pussy clenched tighter. The drumming sound resumed.
“Yes, I am touching myself,” Zinfiy said. “I wanted to the first decasecond we talked, Vak-el, but I didn’t wish to cause disgust.”
“I understand,” Vaquel said. “The first time we talked, I went straight to Chairbot and let him bring me to orgasm with his vibrating seat.”
“Goooood,” Zinfiy groaned in his deep voice. “Lords of Xi, I wish could have seen that.”
Vaquel laughed. “You don’t even know what I look like.”
“I know you are one of the most sensual beings I have ever encountered,” Zinfiy said. “I don’t think I want to know what you look like. Right now, I picture you looking like one of my species, with maybe slightly bigger koors than normal, and maybe pointed noses.”
“I think that is a clever way to go about it,” Vaquel said. “I will picture you looking like an Euphorian with maybe a really wide chest to hold that lovely voice of yours”
“Oh, you like my voice, do you, Vak-el?” Zinfiy said. The drumming sound intensified.
“It makes my pussy wetter than a water planet,” Vaquel said. She had three fingers inside her now.
“Your voice makes my scrotal sack turn green,” Zinfiy groaned.
“Queen’s tit, I wish you were here,” Vaquel whispered. “I want your mouth on my tits.
“I would be happy to do that,” Zinfiy groaned. “I would suck, lick and padihoc whatever you put in my mouth, including your nits. It would be my pleasure to chew your nits all shift long.”
Vaquel groaned and decided not to ask what ‘nits’ were. His mind was in the right place, even if his mouth was millions of miles away. She grabbed a plump breast and squeezed, picturing an alien mouth mauling her needy flesh.
She leaned back and Chairbot’s seat reclined. Extensions emerged from the seat for Vaquel rest her legs on. She brought her knees up and plunged four fingers in and out of her hairy sex.
“What would you like for me to do for you?” Vaquel asked.
“I want to grab your antennae and pull you down to fegard me.” Zinfiy answered
“Yes,” Vaquel hissed. She imagined it as oral sex but there was no telling. “Picture that in your mind. Imagine me fergarding the fuck out of you. I’m the best fegarder in the universe, did you know that?”
“No, but I am not surprised,” Zinfiy said. “If you don’t mind me saying, you sound like a fegarder.”
Vaquel laughed. “I don’t mind at all. I think it sounds sexy as fuck.”
“You are sexy as fuck,” Zinfiy said. “Lords of Xi, I would want to keep you fegarding me all day cycle long. I would have one of my drones record it all so I could watch it again later.”
“Oh fuck, yes,” Vaquel moaned.
The drumming sound continued. It was joined by the slick sounds of Vaquel’s finger-fucked pussy. There was the occasional interruption of a deep groan from Zinfiy and soft whimpers from Vaquel.
“I want your hands on my ass,” Vaquel groaned.
“Yes,” Zinfiy growled. “Two on you ass and one on your horn.”
Vaquel moaned. She imagined a horn on her head, being held and guided by a demanding lover. It was the first time she had ever been horn-envious.
“I want you to slide me onto your cock,” Vaquel. “I want you to fill me with your alien meat.”
“You mean interlock our genitals?” Zinfiy asked.
“Whatever it takes,” Vaquel said, pummeling her pussy with her hand like it had denied her an orgasm.
“Whatever it takes,” Zinfiy growled. “I would smash our genitals together so hard. The shockwaves of our bodies impacting would register as gas quakes in the nebula.”
“Fuck, yes!” Vaquel said. “Just like that. I like it hard, Zinfiy. It might hurt but that is okay. I would endure it for you.”
There was a sound like thunder. “Oh, keep talking like that, Vak-el.”
“I can’t help talking like this, Zinfiy,” Vaquel moaned. “I want you to use me. I don’t care what shape your cock is, I will take whatever you give me. I want to be your sexual relief professional. I want you to break me in half if that gives you pleasure. Just fucking abuse me like the willing slut I am.”
“Yes, I plan use you, you nasty drone,” Zinfiy growled. “I want to ghlop all over your ass like a lowly wage slave.”
“Oh fuck,” Vaquel groaned. Sensing her need, Chairbot’s seat projected a slender force field against Vaquel’s asshole. The frictionless field pushed right into her ass and filled her.
“Ghlop on my ass,” Vaquel groaned. She rammed her pussy with her hand as Chairbot penetrated her. The other hand pinched a hard nipple and twisted savagely.
“You want this meat surplus all over your ass?” Zinfiy rumbled. The triple drumming was as rapid as cosmic rays near a black hole.
“Yess,” Vaquel begged. “I need you to ghlop all over my big round ass! I am dying for your meat surplus! Give to me, please! I have been a good slut for you!”
Zinfiy roared. The speakers blasted a deep rumble that made Vaquel’s teeth ache. The roar continued, interrupted by small gasps, but the roaring kept going.
Chairbot’s anal force field pushed deeper into Vaquel’s ass. Tight pussy muscles clenched around her thrusting fingers. Vaquel imagined hot alien seed splattering on her brown buttocks.
“Glory to the Queen!” Vaquel cried out as she came.
The roar from the speaker dropped to a low rumble. The rapid drumming slowed to a steady beat with second intervals. Vaquel pulled her hand free of her sex with a squelching sound.
The force field remained inside Vaquel’s ass. She welcomed the slender presence. It anchored her body as she drifted on a haze of bliss.
“Lords of Xi, this is a lot of seed,” Zinfiy said.
“I wish I could taste it,” Vaquel said.
“I am still ejaculating if you want to come over and try it,” Zinfiy said.
“You are still coming?” Vaquel said. She clenched down on the anal force field with excitement.
“Oh yes,” Zinfiy said. “My kind usually ejaculate for a few kiloseconds. Doesn’t yours?”
“Fuck no,” Vaquel said. “In fact, most species only climax for a few seconds.”
There was the rumble of laughter. “That explains why so many aliens are so irritable.”
“Queen’s tit,” Vaquel said. “If I was there, I would wrap my lips around your member and swallow it all down. I would stay on your meat until you were completely drained.”
“Well, I hope you would let me spare some to blast on your koors,” Zinfy said.
“Of course,” Vaquel said. She didn’t know what koors were, but she would let him shower her entire body until he found them.
The speaker turned silent. Vaquel sat up in the seat, wincing as the force field shifted inside her ass. She typed a command on the console and discovered the audio channel had been lost. They had finally moved out of range. It was doubtful they would ever meet again.
They didn’t get to say goodbye. That bothered Vaquel at first but then she realized something. There were no better goodbyes than an orgasm shared. She hoped Zinfiy felt the same way.
Vaquel sighed and leaned back in her chair. She imagined Zinfiy with a thick, still spurting cock. As she pictured seed raining down on her tits, her hand returned to her recovering pussy.
Zinfiy was a good lover. She was going to miss him although they never met. It was a good thing she recorded all of their transmissions.
Vaquel pressed a button.
“That planet looked empty but at night, these terrible carnivores would crawl out of the canyons and eat anything they could.”
Zinfiy’s voice continued his story. Vaquel moaned and leaned back in her chair. She rubbed her soaked pussy and let the deep voice of Zinfiy roll over her. Tremors ran through her penetrated ass while she shuddered.
She coaxed three more orgasms from her spent pussy before the transmission ended again.