Me: Hey Ashley, want to come with me to my divorce court proceedings next week?
Ashley: Are you asking me to your divorce? That’s so sweet!
Me: Judges love it when the husband shows up with another woman! Besides, it will be good experience for you if you have to get a divorce.
Ashley: Oh God, I hope I don’t have to get the divorce in Kentucky just because I got married there.
Me: In Kentucky, the divorce judge makes all of his decisions based on how good your chicken cooking is.
Ashley: Oh no! You mean who ever has the better tasting chicken gets the house?
Me: That’s right. It’s like Iron Chef except instead of celebrity judges, it’s all determined by one cranky Kentuckian judge who used to be a colonel.
Ashley: And do you have to make potatoes and corn on the cob?
Me: No, that’s only if there is children involved. You have to make one side for each child.
Ashley: What about biscuits?
Me: That’s how they determine the 401K.
Ashley: What does dessert determine?
Me: Ummm, I’ve got nothing.
Ashley: That’s okay, we can talk about at the courthouse.
Me: Judges love it when you ridicule the process!