This letter is to inform you as to the whereabouts of your green panties with the white trim. They are currently in my possession and will not be returned to you. I apologize for any inconvenience this might bring.
Despite the lucrative opportunities, I will not be selling the panties on the secondary market. Rest assure that I will use these delightfully aromatic panties for my own sexual gratification. When the panties no longer satisfy my needs, I will dispose of them in an environmentally friendly manner.
To compensate you for your loss, I have included in this letter a gift card to Sweet and Spicy, a local boutique that sells fine underwear. They have a wide selection of lovely panties and I am sure you can find something to your liking. I am not affiliated in any way with Sweet and Spicy, but I do like to support local businesses.
Thank you for your time,
The Secret Pervert