Nov 042013

Welcome to Cinema Carnal here on the Delight Channel. I am your hostess, Sakura Himura.

Tonight’ film is “Madame Celine’s Advanced School for Adventurous Couples” more commonly known by the title on its boxcover, “Sex School”.  Created in 1998, it is the last of the big budget pornographic films produced by Vivacious Studios. It was a lavish movie with high production values, an original soundtrack, quality performers and an actual script.

“Madame Celine’s Advanced School for Adventurous Couples” stars legendary pornographic actress Torri Diamond in her final role.  At thirty-eight years of age, Torri was considered too old for regular porn but she was determined to go out in style.  She enlisted her on again/ off again longtime life partner, Cheryln Bullock to direct.  Marty Bertz was brought in to handle music and famous slut, Vikki Voom was hired as fluffer and makeup artist.  Torri also made the brave choice as a performer and producer to include foreplay in her film.

Torri stars as Madame Celine, a sexual therapist who helps singles and couples with their sexual issues.    She helps a man who can’t climax from blowjobs, a couple who know only one position, a woman who is afraid of masturbating, a couple who never have sex with the lights on, a lesbian couple who are afraid of strap-ons, a young man who is a virgin and finally two couples who need help learning how to swing. The cure is always some form of sex with Torri.

The movie was filmed at the mansion of millionaire recluse, Theodore Green. Theodore made his fortune in the vitamin market and shunned public appearances. He was apparently a big fan of Torri Diamond and wanted to help her make her dream movie. He makes a brief cameo in the beginning of the film although you only see the top of his head from between Torri’s thighs as she answers the phone.

Theodore Grenich of course achieved world wide fame when one of his submissives published the tell all book, ’69 Shades of Green’.

Many experts consider this film to be Torri’s finest work. Her triple dildo scene won a Golden Testicle for Best Lesbian Scene. The red high heels she wears in the movie were inducted into the Pornography Film and Art Museum in 2002.  The soundtrack was the 3rd most downloaded album on Napster for 1999. The film can be spotted in the background of the brothel scene in the mainstream blockbuster movie, Lethal Attack 3.

Unfortunately, it made half as much money as heiress Helen Ramada’s sextape filmed with night vision lens in a bathroom stall.  Vivacious Studios made the choice to shift their focus towards celebrity sex tapes and gonzo scenes filmed in the back of a van.

Tonight’s film has foreplay, pseudo-psychological sex talk, the finest fake breasts possible from 1998 technology, a triple headed dildo, a 5-way and a subplot about a suitcase full of money.

So sit back and enjoy one of the last great porn films from one of the greatest porn actresses of the 90’s.  Snuggle with a loved one or with someone who is just there.  Get a firm grip or a light touch and enjoy tonight’s feature presentation.

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