Aug 242012

“Nice view, huh? Not many people get to see this skyline, let me tell you.  This place has it all.  I get to live downtown, I get my own parking and full maintenance.  I don’t even change my own light bulbs anymore. 

Utilities?  I don’t pay that either.  I get cable, electricity, internet and water.  It is all included in my rent.

What’s my rent?  That’s the odd part.  Officially it is ten dollars a month.

Yeah, ten dollars a month.  Yes, American dollars.

But that is not all my rent.  See, when the landlady told me the rent, she also asked what was my favorite sex act that I like to do for others.  She was a hot lady so I was honest with her.  I told her I loved to eat pussy.

She said in that case, my rent would be ten dollars plus ten pussies.

Of course I asked her what she meant exactly.  She told me that once a month, on rent day, I would have to pay my ten dollars and then orally pleasure ten women who could be here on that day.  My landlady said they could either come in the morning, the afternoon or that night.

I know right?  I thought I would give it a try.  I mean, look at that view!  I’ll try anything.

So rent day came around and sure enough I got a knock on my door that evening.  It was ten women.  They wore normal clothes but they also wore these masks.  They were tiny masks like the ones you see Zorro wearing.  Anyway, they come right in and start stripping.  No talking or anything.

I got right to business.  Some of them were older than I liked, and some of them appeared to be younger than I am strictly comfortable with but shit, awesome view, right?  I got between those thighs and worked my magic.

You have no idea how hard it is to eat ten women.  My jaw gets sore and my tongue gets worn out but shit, rent got to be paid, you know?  I am getting better at it now.  I no longer have lockjaw the next day.

Who are these women?  Damn if I know.  Some of them stay the same but sometimes there are new ladies.  They don’t talk at all except when they are about to come.

I guess everyone else in this apartment building has the same deal.  My neighbor Gina, has the most awesome ass.  Every second Tuesday of the month, ten people line up outside her door; men and women.  The soundproofing is pretty good here but I can hear her yell sometimes.  The next day, she is always walking funny like her ass hurts.  Either they are spanking her, or ass-fucking her or something.  I don’t know what and I don’t ask.  The privacy clause in my rental agreement is a bitch.

So yeah, this is my place.  Want to see if you can get an apartment here?  Tell him I sent you.  The referral program here is awesome.

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  2 Responses to “Play With This: Great View”

  1. I love the idea of a referral system. :) Sounds like a fun place to live… makes me wish my apartment was like that.

  2. And the view is awesome.

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