Jun 152012

The Dark Lords of the Earth is a new story of mine that I am selling on Kindle.  It is roughly thirty pages of a conservative rightwing nutjob who is convinced that on her last camping trip, she was abducted by short horny men from beneath the earth.  She has repressed memories of sadistic situations, bizarre sex toys and eating out her fellow camp goers.  She also has lots and lots of repressed memories of being a decadent slut and enjoying the hell out of it.  The only way to bring back these repressed memories to commit her own filthy sex acts like masturbation and having sex with her husband more than twice a week.

This story is a tribute to the alien abduction fiction that I read and partially believed as a youth.  It is also a mockery of some of the paranoid themes that is so prevalent in our culture, both current and in the past.  Lastly, it was a chance for me to write about inexplicable perverts who lurk underground.

I also wrote this story during my chemo treatment and it was one of the things that helped me to smile during that awful time.  No guilt or anything if you don’t buy it, you monster.

The Dark Lords of the Earth can be bought by clicking this link. 

  3 Responses to “Buy The Dark Lords of the Earth”

  1. Done! I love having a Kindle. Although that one-click purchase thinggummy is bloody dangerous …

    xx Dee

  2. Dee- Thanks! I would love to know what you thought of it.

  3. I bought it, I read it, and it cracked me up. I especially love that we have no idea if it’s true or if she’s completely doolally. Is she now off wandering the hills, just waiting for the little men to come back? Will random hillbillies find her instead? Who knows??

    It got me off. Which is the point. I still love your writing :)

    xx Dee

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