Feb 142011

1> I appreciate onions in my food now.

2> She taught me to fucking drive.

3> Through hard work and pestering, she got me to regularly balance my bank account.

4> She inspired my Island princess stories.

5> Helped me like my mother again.

6> Gives me a reason to laugh every single day.

  2 Responses to “Six Random Ways That My Wife Has Made Me a Better Person”

  1. Fucking-driving sounds very dangerous. Be careful on this season’s icy and snowy roads!

  2. That is why we only fucking drive in mall parking lots.

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