Feb 212010

“Prisoner of the Wizard’s Harem’ is now available for purchase at Lulu. You can buy the printed copy in all of its material glory for $19.99 or purchase the PDF version for $9.99.

The printed book is very lovely. George Sportelli did the cover and he knocked it out of the ball park. The paper is an excellent quality and I am very pleased with the binding. I was terrified that this book would look cheap but instead it looks very professional. At 236 pages, it has a nice hefty size to it.

As for the story, well I think it rocks. You are not going to find another Choose-Your-Own-Porn story with this much complexity out there. There are puzzles, monsters, sex and tons of jokes. It may be the funniest thing I have ever written. It also has some great sex if I do say so myself. At my last count there was over 40 different ways to die so when you actually fuck a mermaid, you should feel like you accomplished something.

As for how to actually buy my book, please refer to this handy Walkthrough.

Step One – Press this button

Support independent publishing: Buy this book on Lulu.

That should put the book in your shopping cart and ready for checking out.

Want slower instructions?

Step One – Go to this link. Prisoner of the Wizard’s Harem

Step Two – Decide if you want a real book or a new-fangled download.

Step Three – Add to cart.

Step Four- If you do not have a LULU account, this is where they will make you get one. Simply fill out your email and password. Feel free to curse my name for making you keep track of yet another password.

Step Five – Fill out your shipping address.

Step Six – Give LULU your billing info.

Step Seven – Wait with excited glee as my book is printed and then shipped to you!

Needless to say, I don’t plan on retiring on the profits of this book. I would however like to see this book reach everyone who might be interested in it so I am kindly asking that you help me plug it. If you can mention it on your blog, your Twitter, your Tumblr and maybe graffiti on random overpasses, I would be greatly appreciative. My own modesty sabotages me efforts with marketing so I really need your help with this one.

I plan to skip posting a new story this week and instead write some posts about the making of this book. After working on it for close to a year, I have some things to get off my chest.

  2 Responses to “Book Now For Sale”

  1. I just went ahead and ordered a physical copy – consider it my thank-you for much reading over the years.

    (Voted for “Her Cabin Boy” in your best story ever poll, runner-up is “Cell Phone Slave”.)

  2. A- Thanks! Cell Phone Slave is next on my list to put it out. I am shooting for a release near the end of next month.

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