Nov 052008
Four years after Janet Jackson flashed her breast, we have a black President.
I joke because the outrage over Janet Jackson’s wardrobe blessing was considered such a horrible thing. Trying to ban gay marriage was okay, turning a blind eye to Enron was okay and apparently getting a Purple Heart in Vietnam was something only coward glory hound liberals did, but it was simply terrible that a black woman flashed a breast at the Super Bowl. America at times appeared to be filled with crazy people.
And now those crazy people elected a black man with the Star Trek-like name of Barack Obama. Damn. We live in interesting times.
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I think it was probably an Onion article that showed how seeing that breast during the Superbowl damaged lots of children for life. They can’t sleep, they’re acting out, their grades dropped – it’s just horrible. One tit ruined a nation. And now a black president? The horror, the horror. Oh, wait, he’s only half-black, that’s okay then.
I so want Obama to flash a nipple during his inauguration.
ROFLMAO – Obama flashing a nipple during inaguartion