May 292008

“Although the invention of a Universal Translator would help us talk to alien species in the future, the real scientific breakthrough will be the Universal Sex Aid, which will allow sex between alien species regardless of anatomy differences. Language is important, but you can never really communicate until you know what makes someone’s eyes/eyestalks/sensory bud/antennae clench in pleasure.”

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