Mar 072008

Me: Hey Ashley, want to come with me to my divorce court proceedings next week?

Ashley: Are you asking me to your divorce? That’s so sweet!

Me: Judges love it when the husband shows up with another woman! Besides, it will be good experience for you if you have to get a divorce.

Ashley: Oh God, I hope I don’t have to get the divorce in Kentucky just because I got married there.

Me: In Kentucky, the divorce judge makes all of his decisions based on how good your chicken cooking is.

Ashley: Oh no! You mean who ever has the better tasting chicken gets the house?

Me: That’s right. It’s like Iron Chef except instead of celebrity judges, it’s all determined by one cranky Kentuckian judge who used to be a colonel.

Ashley: And do you have to make potatoes and corn on the cob?

Me: No, that’s only if there is children involved. You have to make one side for each child.

Ashley: What about biscuits?

Me: That’s how they determine the 401K.

Ashley: What does dessert determine?

Me: Ummm, I’ve got nothing.

Ashley: That’s okay, we can talk about at the courthouse.

Me: Judges love it when you ridicule the process!

  One Response to “Kentucky Divorce”

  1. “Uses humor as a defense mechanism…”

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ;)

    Especially when you’re actually funny as hell. I just want to cry laughing. :(


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