Spanking a pretty round butt is great for curing work related stress.
Reading a book while laying in bed with a pretty girl has been proven to smooth wrinkles.
Pinning a lovely woman against the wall and groping her helps prevents cancer.
Exchanging dirty text messages with a nasty talking slut will stop global warming.
Staying up way too late on a Sunday night talking to a sexy geek will make your ass tired, but it might also save your LIFE.