Erotidictionary: Logic Porn

Logic Porn is erotica that is primarily concerned with the circumstances that causes the sex to happen in a story. It’s a story where trying to figure out how an erotica situation can be possible is a major part of the enjoyment. At least the writer hopes it is.

Personally I think we all become amateur Logic Porn writers in adolescence. When we sit in geometry class staring at Ms. C___’s attributes, the mind begins to drift and think of what it will take to make a twenty something math teacher decide to fuck one of her students. Would it take being the best student? What about staying after class and helping out? The simple reasons seem likely to fail so the libido goes to weirder less likely to happen but more likely to result in a blowjob. These include such ideas like rescuing her from a mugging, or maybe the two of us are going to a state wide math competition and the car breaks down on a deserted highway. These daydreams rely heavily on soap opera plots but as a sex crazed teenager, you work through these details ironing them out because if you can come up with a solution that involves seeing Ms. C___’s tits, then that means you have at least a one in a million shot of touching them, and that was better than what you had when the class started.

As we grow older, and we actually get laid, these Logic Porn fantasies fall by the wayside. We are fucking and we know how to get fucked. Something changes though and our fantasies become fantastic again. Maybe we are in a marriage that sucks, or maybe we want far more deviant sex than simple vanilla. Or maybe we just want the world we are fucking in to be a bit more fun to fuck in.

So some of us write long stories where we imagine the details and systems that would have to be in place to support a real life BDSM slave market.

Some of us write long stories where we try to justify how our spouses would allow us to fuck the hundred or so people we want to fuck.

Some of us write long stories about how nudity, polyamory or fetishes can become mainstream and even socially acceptable.

But I find the most common Logic Porn is the stories people write about the how’s and what’s it would take to make them happy. These are the stories of how they figure out that the Barnes and Noble girl is a submissive. These are the long adventures where a very dashing man figures out that the quiet narrator is really a sex goddess and seduces her. These stories don’t focus on the sex as nearly as much as they focus on how they are going to get laid in that special way they deserve.

There is nothing wrong with Logic Porn. I sometimes get annoyed with BDSM stories that spend too much time justifying their slave market but I understand why they are there. Logic Porn is there to give hope. It lays out a blueprint that might never happen, but you know, that blueprint is a start. We’re a lot smarter than we were in Ms. C____’s math class, and we know a lot more about the world and sex. Share those blue prints for happiness and who knows, maybe a reader somewhere knows the missing part of the plan you need for it to become a reality.

Logic Porn, it’s there to make us all happy.