Aug 202006

Subject- Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane

Feeling- Holy fuck! Did I just see that?

Favorite Part- Keenan Thompson’s character calling Samuel L. Jackson’s character “The biggest Pimp I know!”. It’s the best tribute Jackson will ever get for making such a fun movie.

Least Favorite Part- The first three minutes of the movie was like a scene out of Magnum P.I. WTF? Granted, the movie picks up fast after the opening but sheesh, get the action going already.

Egotistical Observation Because I Fancy Myself a Writer- Jackson gets the girl, but no fucking kiss. The man just fought some motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane, give him some fucking tongue!

Was the Movie Too Gross?- I wanted to mention this because I was really impressed. There are some gross moments but they are all bundled together in two long snake attack scenes. My wife buried her head in my shoulder for a five minute stretch and then the rest of the movie was just fun and actiony.

Scene at the end of the credits- No, but there was this video-

Final Thought- Your friends will pick on you for seeing this. Critics will take it apart. Logic Plot Holes worm their way all through this movie but I really admire how fun and energetic this movie was. They went all out and committed themselves to making taking an bizarre concept and running with it.

  2 Responses to “Afterglow Movie Review- Snakes On A Plane”

  1. Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?

  2. I loved it, you have to take it in the spirit of fun and folly.

    The first three minutes were the only part I couldn’t watch, ick. I took my daughter and her two friends and the ticket collector warned me that it was R rated. He said he had seen it and it was objectionable. I asked what was the issue and he said nudity. I just laughed. Nudity is never an issue with me. My kid covers her eyes anyway. The violence at the beginning I found much more disturbing and would have preferred a less bloody scene.

    The rest of fun and suspenseful, never know where a muthafuckin’ snake is gonna pop out of on the muthafuckin’ plane.

    I love Samuel L. Jackson for taking a role that is silly and enjoying it.

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