Jul 252006
Today my work at home job requires me to leave home and go to the office.
This means I have to put on pants, doesn’t it?
This means no 12:00 masturbation break, right?
No webcam either?
Does this mean I can’t hear about the awesome phone sex some of my friends can’t stop talking about as well as about the awesome phone sex some of my friends wished they were having?
Does this mean I have to wait till AFTER work to watch another episode of Deadwood?
How do you people live like this?
6 Responses to “Far Fucking Away From Keyboard”
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SSH-Tunnelling.
We don’t live like this….we’re suffocated like this.
Sucks doesn’t it. And not in the good way.
And my husband wonders why I spend every one of my days off in front of the computer.
Oooh,.but the ‘gasms later will be so relaxing & relieving and intense!!! I need a job!!!
Wait,..I’m a mom. NVM – I have enough work – I “play” during naptimes & after bedtime :D
I’ll take an extra masturbation break for you, Shon. Does that help? ;)
Heh… all I can do is read and chat a little and hopefully some of the pics aren’t stuff I have to fly past and come back to when I get home.