Oct 282013
 

Although witches are by their nature experts in the field of sexual pleasure, one must take care not to engage in sex with a witch on a Halloween night under a full moon. Doing so will result in becoming Witchfucked.

The Witchfucked go about their normal lives until the next Halloween night where they will lose control of their body and soul. They become slaves of the witch that they have fucked and bound to serve them until dawn.

The Witchrfucked are cursed even onto death. They will rise from their grave to serve their witch mistress. If cremated, their very spirit will be called forth and serve in ectoplasmic bondage.

Some witches are powerful enough to summon the Witchfucked of other witches. If the previous witch is dead, the ability to seize control is easier. Some great witches have been known to summon thousands of living and dead Witchfucked to engage in fantastic orgies that last until dawn.

If Witchfucked, there is no known cure.

Samuel Noone
“The Pussy of Life”

Aug 262013
 

When invoking the Forces of Sensuality, prayer is the most direct way. Beings of sexual energy are highly influenced by begging and though they may not grant your request, you will at least enjoy their attention. Prayers are often added by ritual. This can be something as simple as pinching a certain body part or placing your arms in a position to be bound.

It is important to create your own prayer and ritual. Since Forces are beings of creative sexual energy, there is no worse insult than to copy the prayer of another perverse being.  To these intelligences of the Astral Main, imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery; it is the sincerest form of sexual laziness.

In creating your own ritual, it is important to incorporate an act that will get their attention.  When invoking the Tyrant of Bondage, tie a part of your body very tightly.  When invoking the Slut of Open Thighs, masturbation would be welcome. When invoking the Beast of Orgies, involving two people to aid you would be wise. Rituals are a time for you to invoke the bliss you seek.

When you pray, let it be with your own words written by the strongest of your desires.

Samuel Noone
“The Pussy of Life”

Jul 222013
 

Imagine an angry cock. Ignore the silliness of the concept and just speculate.

Picture the angry cock; erect with fury, throbbing with hate and thrusting with pure rage. Created long ago with an origin we may never know, it is an immortal piece of unholy flesh.

It wants nothing more than to ram into a mouth, a vagina, a mouth or an ass.  It doesn’t penetrate, it stabs. It doesn’t enter people, it eviscerates. It is not an organ of reproduction; it is a monster of violence.

An angry cock is nothing to worry about. It is just a fleshy tube of wrath. It is useless without legs to walk it. It is helpless without hips to thrust.  Without a body, it is impotent.

Which is why it needs a body. And when it has a body, it won’t be satisfied with fucking. Such a terrible monstrous cock could never be satisfied with soft bodies and wet holes. It will look for other outlets. It will cause the body it rides to murder. It will inspire the body it rides to not only spill blood himself, but to cause others to spill blood as well.  It will have an insatiable lust to maim, kill and exterminate.

Now consider this. Hitler was a soldier with delusions of grandeur who attempted to overthrow the government. While imprisoned, the previously ineloquent man wrote a treatise of hate and inhumanity. After being released, he possessed a new charisma that catapulted him to power.

Hitler liked to film himself having sex. Only a handful in the Vatican have seen these films but smuggled accounts have reported that Hitler was enormously well hung with a cock that had endless endurance. One ex-chambermaid claimed that Hitler pulled his own cock off and fucked a man with his own dismembered cock in his hand. The Vatican believes that this shows that Hitler lacked a penis and that his genocidal motives were a form of massive overcompensation. The Vatican as usual shows a sad lack of imagination.

Hitler committed suicide in his bunker in 1945. Per his orders, his body was cremated. There is no reason to believe that his cock was burned with him.
Beware the angry cock.
Samuel Noone
“The Pussy of Life”

Mar 222013
 

Mystics want you to believe that “ley lines” are an invisible network of energy that crosses the planet and intersects at historical places of mystery like Stonehenge and the Great Pyramids. The theory is that the ley lines are the spiritual lifeblood of the planet or perhaps magical roads of psychic energy.

The truth is much more explicit and therefore suppressed by our sexually inhibited society. The ley lines should be more accurately described as “Laid Lines”. They are the remnants of sexual energy that comes from a merging of two sexual energy fields. In other words, they are the paths of fucking.

Now when two or more people fuck, they create a remnant field of sexual energy. Sexual energy attracts other sexual energy so the field will stretch towards the nearest other field. These stretched fields create lines of energy that serve as a map for sexual encounters.

When you become attuned to Laid Lines (See chapter entitled, Divination Through Masturbation) you start to notice interesting patterns. Cities are filled with laid lines. They criss-cross in a web that center around locations where the fucking has been the most common. Hotels, stadiums, and high schools usually have so much fucking through their history that the sexual energy pools with such mass that the rest of the laid lines will bend towards them.

Sometimes however the web will center on something that doesn’t suggest itself as a place where a lot of people fuck. Atlanta, Georgia for example centers on an ancient restaurant of hot dogs and fried pies. Tawnee, Indiana centers on a curious park that is only five square feet in area. How can such unusual places become the nexus points of laid lines when it obvious that people are doing most of their fucking elsewhere?

It is quite simple. These unusual places are where Gods and Goddesses fuck.

Samuel Noone
“The Pussy of Life”

Play With This is a series of articles designed to give you things to play around with in your writing.  Feel free to borrow, modify, or completely change for your own stories.