Nov 232016
 

A common practice among magisexuals is far-groping. Two, or sometimes more, people versed in the magic arts form a bond between their minds. Once the bond is established, they can create the sensation of touches, kisses, bites, pinches, suction and thrusting with a focused thought. The sensation feels real although nothing physically there. That is little comfort when you are standing in line at the grocery store and you feel your lover’s mouth at a sensitive place.

Since the sensations can be stopped with a simple blocking spell, far-groping rarely becomes harassment. The possibility of sending back the feeling of ice shoved into a tight place also helps keep everyone polite and thoughtful.

Of course, if you don’t know a simple blocking spell, then the possibility of being subjected to endless sensations becomes a problem. This is often done by unscrupulous magicians and witches and it is frowned upon in the magic community. By frowned upon, I mean that when a local coven or school finds out what you are doing, the punishment will be harsh and usually highly educational to those who hear of your sad fate. Magisexuals have very strong opinions on consent.

One sided Far-Groping is still used by magisexuals who are in a power exchange relationship with non-magisexuals. The threat of a spanking no matter the distance between people is a useful discipline tool. The promise of a lick no matter how many clothes you are wearing is a tempting reward.

The downside to this is that if a non-magisexual person experiences a regular amount of Far-Groping over a period of time, the receiver may develop sensitivity to Far-Groping from any magisexual and as well from particularly strong willed non-magisexuals. This could result in experiencing the sensations of anyone who sees them and has a sexual thought about them.

The cure for this is simple to do though not so simple to execute. An orgy of no less than six individuals is often enough to overwhelm and erase the sensitivity developed by the receiver. If the six person orgy fails, repeat with more participants.
Samuel Noone
“The Pussy of Life”

Sep 052016
 

Divination is a fool’s exercise. Prophecies and portents rarely make sense until after the fact, as if the universe was designed by some mad writer who prefers events to play out at their most dramatic. The best way to predict the future is to pay attention.

Still, this is a book of magic and I would be remiss to leave out some of the many methods that a magisexual might divine the future. Some people will have a natural talent for some of these arts while others will most likely give them a try for entertainment purposes.

Anomancy – The art of divination from the pulling of anal beads from a person’s bottom.

Cockomancy – The art of divination from the ridges, size and shape of a male member.

Jigglmancy- The art of divination from observing the jiggling of a woman’s breasts. I am highly skeptical that this is a real thing.

Moanomancy – The art of divination from the interpretation of sounds emitted during sexual congress.

Pantimancy – The art of divination from examining the stains and smells of an article of underwear. Most practitioners of this art arte not really practitioners as much as enthusiasts.

Pornomancy – The art of divination from the random selection of pornographic images.

Pussymancy- The art of divination from the folds, size and shapes of a vagina’s lips.

Scalpendimancy – The art of divination from interpreting scratches left on the body after sex.

Sememancy – The art of divination from the ejaculate of a male. I have heard that female ejaculate works as well although it is far messier.

Spankomancy – The art of divination from the shapes left behind in a spanking.

Tearomancy- The art of divination from interpreting the tears in a used condom. My prediction is that you are fucked.

Urimancy – The art of divination from the urine of a person. More popular than you would think.

Samuel Noone
“The Pussy of Life”

Aug 312016
 

The magisexual should keep in mind that along with keeping their body healthy for vigorous activities that they must also keep their spiritual energies healthy as well. It is no good to have the endurance to fuck a summoned spirit for an hour if you lack the magical essence to do anything with that joining.

This is one of the ways I recharge my vital substances.

First, cleanse the area and appoint your Guardian. Of course.

Now sit in a comfortable position and attain a state of arousal. You are the expert on how to achieve that.

Begin a simple breathing exercise. Breathe in your nose, and absorb the magic in our plane of reality. Breathe the air and magical energy in, and keeping a small bit of the energy for yourself, breathe out the air through your mouth and pass the energy through your sexual organ.

Repeat this process until you feel replenished. When you are potent once more, repeat the process six more times to be sure.

Samuel Noone
“The Pussy of Life”

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Aug 292016
 

Szinosa, greatest of the Cocksuckers on the Astral Main, I call upon you.

A cock is before me and I wish to suck it.

Guide my mouth with your wisdom.

Strengthen my jaw so I may not tire.

Direct my tongue with your skill.

Make my mouth haunt their dreams.

The first lick, I dedicate to you.

The first groan is for your glory.

They first swallow is yours to enjoy.

Samuel Noone
“The Pussy of Life”

Apr 272015
 

It is silly to think that the internet is haunted. Some magicians believe that ghosts lurk in the internet, kept alive by Facebook pages that never expire. It is completely ridiculous.

The internet is a system of data, nothing more and nothing less. It is a collection of fixed points with its own system of laws and reality. Souls of the departed can’t haunt a house made of zeroes and ones.

Obviously the internet is not haunted by the ghosts of human beings. The internet is a realm full of its own magical beings. Duh.

Like most magical beings, the Internet Entities have their own agendas. The Voyeur Eyes of Blogspot want your soul laid bare. The pathetic ghouls of the Chan boards want destruction and misery. The forgotten nymphs of Usenet thrive on nude selfies. They take these offerings and convert it into power for their strange wars against each other.

New entities are born every day and older ones perish. Many take the guise of living people but do not be fooled. The greedy Prince will steal your money but there is no hidden treasure. A thousand spirits claim to be horny housewives waiting for your call but really they just want your semen sacrifice. The wise magician trusts no one on the internet.

The unwise magician however has a lot to gain. Internet Entities are greedy and yet bursting with the power of daily sacrifices given by unwitting users. These gods of the moment might not exist tomorrow but that doesn’t stop them from trying to spread their power as far and wide as possible. Unimaginable fame could be yours for the day. Money beyond counting can be had though the currency might only exist in a game about spaceships. Some magicians of the internet gain and lose more than in a single day than some magicians ever achieve with a lifetime of study.

Just beware the viruses. There is nothing worse than having your previous existence rewritten and deleted.

Samuel Noone
“The Pussy of Life”

Mar 302015
 

There are many paths to the ways to magic. All are costly but what you pay differs with each method. For some the cost is years spent reading nearly incomprehensible books. For others the cost is fortunes spent acquiring artifacts. History is filled with those who paid too much envied by those who paid too little.

One method and perhaps the oldest is to give your body to desires of supernatural entities. Beings of unnatural bodies crave the flesh of mortals. We are a rare indulgence and a unique sexual experience for them. As tempting as painfully beautiful demons can be, we are just as irresistible to them.

Negotiation is key. Value your existence and sell it for a good price. Don’t be the wizard who sucked a thousand demon cocks and finds out later that all they gained was a spell for finding lost socks. Make your demands up front and haggle only in your favor.

Sometimes just the act of fucking a magical being is enough to endow oneself with magic. The thrust of something that has travelled worlds may penetrate your soul as well as your ass. Licking the juice from a giant cosmic vagina may give birth to new abilities. Even something as simple as a kiss can awaken a locked part of your mind.

Due to the complexity and power required for some of the more obscure and powerful beings, some wizards and witches pool their resources to call the creature. These grand summonings can pierce the veil and bring forth immensely powerful entities that are near insatiable with their desires. At this point the numbers of the group become a safety feature as they can work together to sate the needs of the aroused thing they have brought to this world.

Never summon that which you can not get off.

Samuel Noone,
“The Pussy of Life”

Mar 202015
 

There are worlds of pure sex. The air is nothing more than musk. Every sound is a variation of a moan. The ground is shifting throbbing flesh. The oceans are a mixture of semen and pussy juices. The inhabitants are beings of sexual energy beyond comprehension.

Surrounding these worlds is the Astral Main. A near endless ocean of erotic thought, the Astral Main serves as a barrier and a gate to these worlds from ours. Every erotic thought, every base desire and every dirty notion came from the Astral Main. Every erotic thought, every base desire and every dirty notion goes to the Astral Main.

Creatures, demons, angels, gods and others roam the Astral Main. They come from the sex worlds to frolic and play in the minds of mortals. Their presence in the Astral Main inspires us with strange thoughts. They haunt us with unnatural desires. They motivate us to sate bizarre needs that are not our own.

A few mortals are there as well. Most are dreamers or magicians, arriving by accident or through unwise rituals. These are usually quickly overwhelmed by the raw thoughts and crash into the dreams of mortals

Beware also of pirates that guide strange ships through storming tempests of ravishing dreams in search of unwary travelers. They often capture trespassers into the Astral Main and subject them to their own twisted needs. Once they are thoroughly used, most of their victims are sold as playthings to barely comprehensible forces on strange shores. A select few however as inducted into the pirates though philosophers debate which is worse.

Not all trespassers are doomed. Some have the will to erect towers or carve caves out of the ocean of boiling desire. These sanctuaries protect the mortal from the attention of most of the inhabitants of the Astral Main. From these protected spaces, the trespasser will find that the slightest forbidden thought can become reality. They find it easy to invite other mortals to play briefly in their private realms. They can peer out onto the Astral Main and see wonders with a lesser risk of madness.

It is written that that some of these islands survive the deaths of their creators. The theory is that the will of the creator was strong enough to alter the turbulent depths of the Astral Main forever. I think it is more likely that something greater dreamed of the island and some poor mortal thought it was their own wish.

Samuel Noone
“The Pussy of Life”

Mar 172014
 

Clown-Sogoth is the source of all clown infestations. He is the First Clown created in an orgy of death and comedy. He laughs eternally in his prison of red and white stripes. Red lips hunger for the joy of mortals. White skin covers an abomination of laughter. Large shoes encase monstrous hooves. The smell of cotton candy and peanuts precede his coming.

Normal clowns are people who have been psychically touched by Clown-Sogoth. He contacts them in their dreams until one horrific day they don the white greasepaint in imitation of their overlord. For ages, this is how Clown-Sogoth has multiplied his followers but the walls of his prison have grown weaker. He has a new way of creating followers and it is through clown sex.

A decade ago, people would have recoiled at having sex with person wearing clown makeup, a rubber nose and frizzy orange hair. Times have changed and people who were raised on internet porn are now looking for new flavors to satisfy their jaded libidos. Men are falling prey to naked breasts with rubber nipples. Women are being seduced by the soulless grin of handsome clowns.

Sex with a clown invites Clown-Sogoth into your mind through your genitals. First your cock, pussy, mouth or ass changes. A cock might become comically long. A pussy will grow new pubic hair or a shocking color. A mouth will turn blood red. Asses will make farting noises every time they are touched.

The change becomes mental as well. Infected people will crack jokes during sex. They make horn sounds when the climax. They become sillier and sillier, finding hilarity in everything, even an episode of Family Guy. What parts of their body are now clown like, they will use makeup to complete their transformation.

These new clowns go out and seek more partners to infect. They have sex with as many people as they can and with each new clown convert, Clown-Sogoth gets closer to breaking from his hyper-dimensional prison.

There is no known cure for clown sex.

Samuel Noone
“The Pussy of Life”

Feb 212014
 

The primary definition of a religion is that it knows how everything began, how it is going to end and what you should be doing in between these two events. Sex Magicians are no different although every practitioner has their own theories of how it began and what you should be doing, but strangely they all agree on how it is going to end.

It is going to end badly. You don’t want to be here for it. It is going to make stories about Ragnorak and the Rapture look like feel good stories.

It is also going to be sexy as Hell but not in a way that we define it.

There is of course debate about what brings it about. We may be in agreement on the final destination of our place of existence but that does not mean we agree on why we will end.

The Voluptumancers have a story passed down from generation to generation that when the last perversion is discovered, the Gods That Have Always Been and the Gods Yet Undreamed Of will come to our world to teach us true sexuality.

The Society of the Purple Hand believe that when the greatest work of erotica is written, then all that read it will become doorways to beings of pure sexual energy who will remake the world according to their own designs.

The Vagina Shamans of the African plains believe that a special child will be born that will reach out with her mind and fuck everyone on the planet simultaneously. This group orgasm will transform everyone into the physical embodiment of their deepest lusts.

An old man who works at the porn store near me told me that the world will end when God gets so jaded that (s)he can no longer masturbate to our lives. That is when shit will get really freaky here.

What do I believe? I believe you should enjoy every kiss for tomorrow you might sucking the ass of an impossible being in a nightmare world. Who cares how we got there when that happens?

Samuel Noone
“The Pussy of Life”

Oct 282013
 

Although witches are by their nature experts in the field of sexual pleasure, one must take care not to engage in sex with a witch on a Halloween night under a full moon. Doing so will result in becoming Witchfucked.

The Witchfucked go about their normal lives until the next Halloween night where they will lose control of their body and soul. They become slaves of the witch that they have fucked and bound to serve them until dawn.

The Witchrfucked are cursed even onto death. They will rise from their grave to serve their witch mistress. If cremated, their very spirit will be called forth and serve in ectoplasmic bondage.

Some witches are powerful enough to summon the Witchfucked of other witches. If the previous witch is dead, the ability to seize control is easier. Some great witches have been known to summon thousands of living and dead Witchfucked to engage in fantastic orgies that last until dawn.

If Witchfucked, there is no known cure.

Samuel Noone
“The Pussy of Life”