May 082006
 

I hate Scrabble. Even though I am a writer, I am an awful speller and it is hard for me to look at letters and make words. I like being creative and Scrabble feels like a giant confinement game where you do not make up words, you find them.

Having said that, Dirty Word Scrabble is my favorite way to play. Everyone who has tried it loves it, and it was a huge hit at a BDSM weekend we went to. They sneered at the idea but after ten minutes we had to turn players away.

The rules are simple. Use the normal Scrabble rules except the only words allowed are Dirty. Pussy, cock, master, spank, orgasm are all good, but grocery will get you laughed at.

The definition of a Dirty Word is any word that makes the other players groan, giggle or blush. If you doubt whether your word is dirty, just lay it out and wait for their reaction. if the players scratch their heads and can’t figure out how ‘wait’ is a dirty word, then you are to remove your word and try again. Unlike normal Scrabble, there is no penalty for putting down an invalid word. Dirty Word Scrabble is much friendlier and more of a mutual judging event.

The Puss Rule- the Puss rule states that there is a difference between a Dirty Word and a word that is gross and is turning off the players. The Puss rule tolerance levels will vary from group to group. Warts, discharge, puss and herpes are good examples of words that can kill the mood at a game. ‘Kids’ by the way was the word that inspired the Puss Rule.

Racial slurs are not Dirty Words either unless your group is going to hell.

Abbreviations are allowed if they are sex oriented. ‘ASL’ is good, as well as ‘BDSM’.

Now, if you lay out a word that can form a second word because the letters are up against other letters, the second word can be NOT dirty. If you spell out ‘Blowjob’ and the ‘o’ is up against an ‘f’, then the word ‘of’ is allowed to be included in your points total.

Proper names are not Dirty Words unless it is the proper name of one of the players at the game.

What I love about dirty Word Scrabble is that the board takes on a vibe. Looking at ‘boobs’, ‘blowjobs’ ‘clamps’ and ‘mammary’ at the board at the same time gets you thinking in a certain direction and all of a sudden you’re busting out thirty different words for breasts. When I play it with my BDSM friends, the board looks like a leather catalog. When I play with my gay friends, the board takes on a male oriented board that just sucks the estrogen out of the room. When you get four people with completely different kinks and interests, you find yourself learning far more than you ever wanted to know.

I recommend for your first game you get two Scrabble games and combine the letters. A lot of dirty words share some pretty rare letters and people will find it easier with more letters. After a few tries, you can drop down to one set of letters just fine.

Dirty Word Scrabble is the most fun non-fucking each other adults can have together.

May 052006
 

Relish every kiss.

Savor every touch.

Treasure every lover.

Soak in every erotic story.

Enjoy every beautiful body.

Shudder every time you masturbate.

Take off your clothes like a stripper.

Appreciate every comment on your blog.

It doesn’t matter if you have a lover or not. It doesn’t matter if you are getting laid three times a day or not. It doesn’t matter if you are beautiful, ugly, fat, skinny, disabled, young or old. How successful you are in gaining your desires doesn’t define you. You love sex and you are a one person non-stop orgy of sexual thought, energy and sensuality.

Never stop climaxing in your mind.

May 022006
 

1) I work from home at a real stop and go job. Some days I spend hours working where I have one minute of free time followed by three minutes of work followed by one minute of free time. I can’t really write in those conditions but I can’t just sit there either. Because I am always multi-tasking, I am constantly hitting web pages and some mindless boring work days, I will hit the same blog twelve times a day. In an hour.

So if you see me commenting on a blog you read six times within an afternoon, I’m not really stalking anyone. If you are looking at your web stats and wondering why a guy in Atlanta visits your site five times in an hour, I’m not stalking you either. I’m just clicking through my favorites like a zombie praying for work to get over and distracting myself with sexy blogs.

2) My first girlfriend in high school wouldn’t let me touch her below the waist but she would call me up late at night and ask me to tell her an erotic story that she could masturbate to. Yeah, no wonder I have the hobbies that I do.

3) I like vanilla as a flavor. I know, I’m kinky so I should like chocolate or something far more exotic. I am a shame to the BDSM community.

4) I don’t like to write sad stories because that means for way too long I am going to be thinking depressing thoughts and trying to understand how badly characters are feeling.

5) I take a shower every morning not because I really need to as much as I just love the feel of hot water all over my body.

6) The most painful ass-switching toy I have ever used was the plastic rod that are on every plastic window blinds. When I go to other people’s houses, I like to think that blinds are a sure sign of kinkiness.

May 022006
 

Sugasm #32

Tue 2nd May, 06

This week’s best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Want in the next one? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist by the end of Wednesday night and you’re all set.

Audio

Audioblog Posts 1 and 2 (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)

First Ever Audio Post (secretsofadirtygirl.blogspot.com)

Funny / Sex News

Alas Poor Yorick, I Blew Him Well (tgp.com)

The Hooters Conspiracy (ethnorotica.com)

League of Super Friends with Benefits (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)

My Most Embarrassing Sex Moment (radicalvixen.com)

Thoughts on Sex, Sexy Reviews, Sex Advice

5 Senses (gentlygently.blogspot.com)

Anonymity (gentlebutfirm.blogspot.com)

Cultural Differences (sugarbank.com)

Masturbation and Ejaculatory Inevitability (onaniajournal.blogspot.com)

More Pixilated Nudity (4thegirlnextdoor.blogspot.com)

Natural Contours – Ultime (sin.typepad.com/shauna_by_night)

Sex Tip – From a Men’s Magazine (seskuality.com)

Sexual Balance (eroticvision.blogspot.com)

You Asked: What Do I Consider Cheating? (cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)

BDSM and Fetish

Bondage Fantasies (darkside-journey.blogspot.com)

Contemplation of the Lower Navel (sabrinainstockings.com)

DVD: “And For You I Will Come As Well” (Lupus Pictures) (adelehaze.com)

Sexual Healing (aliferestarted.blogspot.com)

Erotic Writing

Climax (erotiterrorist.blogspot.com)

More Sugasm…

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(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

The Dirty Couple in Florida (or what we did on our Spring Break) Part 2 (drtycplinva.blogspot.com)

Fun with the Kama Sutra (thetastetester.com)

Morning Licks (vivianandjack.blogspot.com)

Of Blindfolds and Bedmates (easilyaroused.co.uk)

People Watching (seanandmel.blogspot.com)

Public Masturbation (wanklog.blogspot.com)

Questions About Etiquette (realadultsex.com)

Sweet Slut (can also go in BDSM) (nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)

Wine and a Wandering Mind (the-sensuous-libertine.blogspot.com)

NSFW Pics / Photos

Alicia Witt Revisited (pornhater.com)

Double HNT (spiritsex.blogspot.com)

Four Galleries of Liza from Galitsin News (sensualarousalblog.com)

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday! (stilettodiaries.blogspot.com)

Kyla Cole 3 (babelog.sestaluna.com)

Miranda and Steph make love shot by Abby Winters (iloveabbywinters.com)

Naughty Office (internetisforporn.com)

Original Upskirt Photos Just Released (put under news/announcements?) (taratainton.com)

Paulina and Zafrina on Sapphic Erotica (simply-sapphicerotica.com)

Threesome Pic (seska4lovers.com)

Xanthia Nude (eroticandy.blogspot.com)

Smokin’ Lara cartoon originally posted on the sexy fun blog The Girl Next Door.

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May 012006
 

Over at Art Nudes I found this great link to Reunion des Musees Nationaux. It’s French so I have no idea what it is exactly but it appears to be a museum’s collection of art, including female nudes, male nudes and erotica. It’s fascinating browsing to see how visual erotica is handled through the ages.

One thing that comes to mind is that there is the occasional scene comes from Greek Mythology. I am never sure what prompted artists to sit down and imagine Leda with a sawn, but perhaps it’s just that it must be nice to do an image from porn that everyone has read. I guess it’s a common reference point. No one needs to explain why the hot chick is kissing the swan because the audience at the time knew it was Zues getting his groove on.

With that in mind, I sometimes wish I was a good visual artist because I would love to do a series of common reference point images based on modern pop culture. I would do it in the Classical style so there would be ripped bodies and swooning poses. Here’s a few off the top of my head-

1) The Stripping of Janet Jackson. Imagine Justin all manly and powerful as he rips the jacket from Janet’s swooning breast.

2) The Degradation of Paris Hilton. I can just see her falling backwards, holding the camera in her hand, gazing lovingly up towards the camera while ignoring the object between her legs.

3) Pamela Anderson Rising From the Table. Here I would show Pamela Anderson in all her surgically enhanced glory rising from the plastic surgeon’s table. Like Venus emerging from the foam, but far more horrific.

4) R. Kelly Pissing on a Fan. If you did this image right, it would replace all those cute cherubs pissing in fountains.

5) The Abduction of Katie Holmes. I’m picturing Tom Cruise swooping down in a limousine and grabbing her while her shirt falls off. You might think the shirt falling off is excessive, but if I know one thing about art, it’s that breasts need to be visible.

Okay I need to stop before I become truly sad that I am not an artist.

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May 012006
 

Inspired by Always Aroused Girl Madame X and Dirty Secret Girl I have offered my own contribution to the audio climaxing going around. As a person who is often annoyed with the shame society attaches to sex, I feel very excited about doing a very small part to fighting that feeling of shame. If a man with social anxiety can let you listen to his secret moment, what are you so ashamed of?

I think Always Aroused Girl put it best when she said, “Please don’t listen to this if you know me and this would change your opinion of me as an upstanding citizen. Really.”

Not for Listeners Under 18!

this is an audio post - click to play

Oh and if you do audioBlogger yourself, some tips. One, if it works right, it updates your blog in minutes. Two, don’t do what I did at first. When you are done with your recording, hit the # key and listen for the options. Thanks again Always Aroused Girl for the tech support.

Apr 302006
 

Ray Bradbury once said you should make a list of all the things you love, all the things you hate, and all the things you fear. Those three lists will provide topics and story ideas for the rest of your life.

Now being an erotica writer, I tend to gravitate to the things I love. Every time I make my list, I end up adding a few things. Just for fun I am going to make a new list. I find that I do better if set a timer for ten minutes and just crank them out. If you are a writer, I suggest you crank out your own. Later when you think you have nothing to write about, refer to the list and see what you haven’t written about in awhile.

Things I love

Smart Women
Pirates {no snickering}
Bondage
Game Shows
Glasses
Purple lingerie
Spanking
Begging
Athletes
Pulp Stories
Magic
Secret Lives
Service Industries
Gambling
Boots
Corsets
Hair-Pulling
Superheroes
Robots
African-American Women
Boats
Statues
Books
Comedy
Photographs
Detectives

I’m sure I can write a few things from that list.

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Apr 282006
 

Flat on her back, my slut looked up at me. Her face was flushed from fucking all day. My collar was snug around her neck. Red handprints decorated her tits where I had squeezed and pulled them. Her cunt was glistening from where my cock had just been moments before. She stroked herself, masturbating to replace the void I had left. I hadn’t told her to do that but that was okay. I’ll punish her later.

I straddled her shoulders. My knees were on either side of her. I stroked my cock above her face. She looked at my cock and moaned a long needy purr.

We had talked about this so many times. In e-mails, dirty phone sex and so many instant messages, we had talked about this very moment. Now we were finally going to do it.

I kept stroking. Gods, I was so aroused, but I had already climaxed twice today. Once in her mouth because I just couldn’t wait. Once inside her sex, because I just wanted to ride her. And now, after a long dinner and an even longer spanking, I was ready again.

“Please,” she said. A jolt went through me.

“Come right on my face,” she said.

“Use me,” she growled.

I kept stroking. I was in a state of euphoria mixed with disbelief. My slut was begging me to spill myself on her face. She was begging me to commit an act so many people find offensive. She wanted me to do something that I had only seen in porn up till this point. I didn’t think people really did this unless it was for a camera and a studio. This beautiful woman was begging me to ejaculate right on her while she watched. Unbelievable.

It was the eyes that did it. Her eyelids closed halfway as her own orgasm approached but those pretty blue eyes kept on me. They were filled with so much love at that moment. Looking into her eyes, I felt like the sexiest, greatest and most magnificent lover ever. She worshipped me with those eyes while her mouth adored me with prayers.

“Let me taste you again,” she prayed. “Mark me, make me smell like you, just give it to me. Please. Pretty pretty please. I am yours to come on.”

I climaxed. I growled as I splattered onto her face. I remember every spurt and where it landed but what I remembered most was her smile.

She was smiling with gratitude.

Apr 252006
 

Birthday was great, thanks for asking.

One of the presents I got was Jay Mohr’s hilarious cancelled television show, ‘Action’. I have the complete series, all 13 wonderful episodes on DVD. I think they may have shown 4 on television before Fox cancelled it. It’s about a Hollywood producer who is an evil asshole, but not nearly as evil as the town he works in. If you ever wonder why movies stink so much, this is the show for you.

My favorite character is the writer, Adam Rafkin. Adam has written the script to an awesome movie and is then forced to rewrite it every single damn episode as more and more people add their changes. He is the hardest working person there and of course he gets the most shit dumped on him.

I was watching the show with my friends and poor Adam was being buttered up so that he would switch agents. My friends could not believe the shameless open ass-kissing that the agent was giving Adam, and more so they couldn’t believe that Adam was buying it. Ahh, I knew exactly why Adam was buying any lie they fed him. It was because of Writer Kryptonite.

“I loved your story”

BLAM! Any writer can not resist that line. Once someone, and Goddess forbid if it’s a sexually attractive person, says that line, then the Writer will do anything to hear it again. Writer’s Kryptonite is potent stuff. One use and the Writer will forgive anything, loan you money and be perfectly blind to the fact that you just took your car keys.

“I loved your story” = “You are the greatest writer that ever lived”

There is no in-between.

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Apr 242006
 

Sugasm #31

Sun 23rd Apr, 06

The best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Categories shift around and change between editions depending on what you send in, and you can get in on the next one by using this form. Participants, repost the linklist by the end of Wednesday night and you’re all set.

This is one of the few online spaces where people from all aspects of the sexual spectrum, vanilla or kinky, amateur or erotic artist or adult professional, can come together and grow, network, and explore sexuality. Thanks for being a part of this!

Erotic Writing

Back to the Beach (luvsicpup.blogspot.com)

Bliss (sexblogthis.blogspot.com)

Closings and Openings (sadiedark69.blogspot.com)

The Delight Of Sexual Tension (thetastetester.com)

The Driver (pleasinglydebauched.blogspot.com)

First Time – Steaming the Windows in the Backseat of a Car (thestoryofrose.blogspot.com)

Five Minutes (barbiebaby09.livejournal.com)

How Would It Be? (easilyaroused.co.uk)

Illicit Liason (gentlygently.blogspot.com)

Low-Carb Foreplay (realadultsex.com)

masculine/Feminine (damnjezebel.com)

Stairs (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)

Tara’s Private Diary: Sucking Him Dry (taratainton.com)

Taxi Cab Confessions (bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com)

Thoughts on Sex: Sex Advice, Sex Commentary, Sex News, Reviews, Interviews, Sexual Politics

Burning Rubber Interview (sin.typepad.com/shauna_by_night)

CockBlogging Wednesday 22 + A Guest Review (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)

The Future’s So AdBrite, I Gotta Get Paid (sugarbank.com)

Hand-Jobs: Things You Need To Know, Part One (cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)

High-Frequency Masturbation (onaniajournal.blogspot.com)

Maenads’ Mantra (sexeteria.blogspot.com)

More Sugasm…

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Sex in the News – Holla Back at Street Harassers (seskuality.com)

BDSM and Fetish

All Tied Up (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)

C is for Cookie (redvelvetropeburn.blogspot.com)

Dire Caning Technique (adelehaze.com)

Identity Crisis for a slave (masterenigma.blogspot.com)

Tease and Denial with pastorpaul (goddessjaguar.com)

NSFW Pics

Allie Sin, Naughty Nati Dichotomy Exposed. Plus nekkid pics. (internetisforporn.com)

Crystal Klein (pspporn.com)

Cute Spring Babe Cody Milo in Full Bloom (thesexblog.com)

Exclusive – Justine Joli, Ball (tgp.com)

Front Seat Sexy (eroticandy.blogspot.com)

Hair Goof (seska4lovers.com)

Marathon Progressive House Party… revisited in pictoral (danni654.blogspot.com)

A Saucer of Cream Please (shaysotherspot.blogspot.com)

Experiences (and a Funny)

Cock & Dumplings (nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)

Dick’s Sauce (janeluvsdick.com)

My first wank (wanklog.blogspot.com)

Sean luvs goths: Part 2 (seanandmel.blogspot.com)

Photo of dreamy Jessica Daguerre from talented photographer (and longtime Sugasmer) Eddie Ostrowski.

Updated: April 24, 12:32 am EST. Link edited.

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