May 062020
 

Explorer’s Log: I am on day nine of my fifty-one day journey to the star system designated “The Queen’s Bottomless Throat,” by Royal Astronomers. Space traffic has been heavy with convoys transporting goods. There have been no signs of military ships so piracy must not be a problem. These people will be easy pickings for the Queen’s invasion force.

Because I have met two champions, I have become a sort of celebrity. Transport ships are frequently hailing me to interview me about my encounters. The first two times I answered their questions were fun but the novelty has worn off. They are not interested in me at all, they just want to hear about their beloved champions. I tried stripping and masturbating as I talked, but the aliens still wanted to talk about the champions. I have stopped responding to interview requests.

End Explorer’s Log.

Explorer’s Personal Log: It has been nine days since I masturbated Wizide’s glorious pussies, and my hands still stink. The musk these alien produce might outlive me.

Vaquel Di stood in the shower. Six nozzles sprayed hot water at her naked brown body. The torrent of water flattened the short pink hair on her head and smoothed the fuzzy pink hair on her pussy. The nozzle turned slowly, directing the powerful streams in sensuous patterns against her body.

As the water soaked Vaquel’s body, the explorer looked at the warning label of the solar sail cleaner. The bottle strictly warned the user to only apply the cleaner to energy cells in order to destroy stubborn particle build-up, but it didn’t say anything about what the consequences might be if used on flesh. Vaquel had analyzed the chemicals and didn’t think any of them were harmful, but she wasn’t entirely sure it was safe.

What Vaquel was sure of was that her hands stunk like alien pussy and she was willing to risk a little epidermal damage to get rid of it.

Vaquel squirted the bottle onto her hands. Yellow foam bubbled around her fingers. There was a tingling sensation that was quite pleasant. Vaquel rubbed her hands together until foam dripped form her hands.

“Doesn’t feel like it is eating my skin,” Vaquel said.

A drop of foam landed on her breast. The tingling sensation felt nice as the foam slid down her breast. It narrowly missed her nipple.

Vaquel thought about pressing some foam to her tits. She also considered rubbing it down to her thighs. The thought of the tingling foam on her pussy lips made he clench.

“I really shouldn’t,” Vaquel said. “I should just keep it on my hands and then after I get out of the shower, check myself with the medical scanner.”

The tingling increased. Vaquel thought about the champion of Music, Wizide, and her magnificent body. She reminisced about Wizide’s muscular gray buttocks. The hot water reminded Vaquel of the heat inside Wizide’s twin pussies. Vaquel began to hum the music Wizide played as she brought Vaquel to multiple orgasms.

Vaquel’s resistance melted. She brought her hands to her large brown tits. The tingling foam clung to her round orbs. Both nipples turned as hard as glassteel.

“Mistress! Get out here quick! We are under attack!”

It was Chairbot, Vaquel’s loyal, and often jealous robot and sextoy. Vaquel opened the latch to the hygiene pod and stepped out. Water and foam dripped from her naked body.

“Who’s attacking us? Is it a ship? Or a space creature?” Vaquel yelled.

“Neither, Mistress!” Chairbot rolled towards Vaquel and halted two meters away. His seat tilted down towards the floor.

“Then what the fuck are you-, Queen’s tit!” Vaquel shouted.

The floor rippled. It bubbled and twisted. The air shimmered. Something brown grew larger and larger.

“Fucking Jonner,” Vaquel said. They were interdimensional pests that were common in this section of space. Vaquel had fought a few hundred of them in the last system she was in. According to Wizide, you needed to kill them quick before they established a home and brought more of them in.

Vaquel stepped around the shimmering floor and went to the weapons locker. The last Jonner she fought was covered in hard shells and were tough to kill. Unfortunately, the best weapons Vaquel had could also wreck the ship if she missed. She skipped over the heavier weapons and almost reached for the power blade when she realized her hands were still covered in tingling foam. Vaquel shook her hands to try to get the foam off. Most of it fell but her hands were still coated in the slippery gel.

“It’s coming through, Mistress!” Chairbot yelled. The purple robot rolled back and forth in a panic.

Vaquel growled and grabbed the power blade. It would require her to get in close but the energized blade could cut through anything. She almost dropped it when she picked it up but she managed to hold onto it.

The brown shape was huddled on the floor but it was getting bigger. It looked like a squatting humanoid. Features became more distinct as it entered Vaquel’s reality. Pink hair crowned the head. Muscles rippled under dark brown skin. The thing lifted its head and opened glowing pink eyes. A handsome mouth opened to reveal a long white tongue.

“Mistress, it looks like one of your people!” Chairbot said.

The robot was right. The Jonner stood up and a large brown phallus hung from its legs. A thick mass of pink pubic hair framed his swinging balls Exquisitely muscular buttocks flex as it stretched.

Vaquel understood what was happening. Wizide said that Jonner took on the characteristics of nearby life. It must have sampled her Euphorian genes to create this form.

The floor solidified. The air ceased to shimmer. The Jonner stretched its arms and uncurled his fingers. He was completely in this plane of existence. The time to kill it was now.

Vaquel stood where she was and licked her lips. That was a nice-looking cock.

Angry buzzing noises came from the Jonner’s mouth. It lashed out backwards with its leg and kicked Chairbot. The purple robot flew down the length of the corridor and bounced off the door to the Navigation Bay. It landed seat down on the ground.

The Jonner rushed Vaquel. She reflexively brought her power blade up and flipped the switch. As the blade activated, the Jonner grabbed the wrist holding the blade with one hand and her throat with the other. With incredible strength, it pinned her to the corridor wall.

Glowing pink eyes pulsed in its skull. The white tongue whipped the air. The remarkably handsome face contorted in malice.

Vaquel struggled to breathe. She tried to move her hand but the Jonner was too strong. With her free hand, she pushed against the creature’s broad chest. The tingling foam made everything slippery but she could feel the hard muscles under her touch.

A surge of desire went to Vaquel’s pussy. It had been over teen years since she had seen another Euphorian male, much less touch one. Technically the Jonner wasn’t a real Euphorian but damn, he was close enough.

The Jonner buzzed louder. The hand around Vaquel’s throat clenched tighter.

Vaquel slid her hand down the Jonner’s firm chest. A tiny trail of foam was left behind. Her fingertips grazed his prickly pubic bush. When she reached his cock, her fingers wrapped tight around it. The thick member pulsed on her hand.

The buzzing subsided. A flush came over the Jonner’s cheeks. The hand around her throat loosened slightly, but not the hand pinning her wrist.

“Oh, you can feel that tingling too?” Vaquel said. “I guess your body is primarily Euphorian in nature.”

She gave the creature a slow tug on its cock. The Jonner shuddered. The monstrous face looked confused.

“Euphorians have a few unique features you might not be aware of,” Vaquel said. She gave the monster’s cock another tug.

The Jonner shuddered again. His eyes were drawn to Vaquel’s large breasts for reasons it didn’t understand.

“We Euphorians possess a high immunity to bacterial and viral infections,” Vaquel said. She stroked the Jonner’s cock with patient slowness. “We also have a slower loss of dermal elasticity compared to most species. More importantly, Euphorians are one of the most sensual species in the known galaxy.”

The Jonner tore its eyes from Vaquel’s breasts and looked at her face. The white tongue undulated as she stroked its cock. The glowing pink eyes began to close.

“I know Jonners like to invade and dominate our reality,” Vaquel said. “But I think I can show you other things to do with your fine body.”

Vaquel turned off her power blade and let it drop from her soapy hand. With the threat of her weapon removed, Vaquel pulled gently on her pinned wrist. The Jonner let her hand slip free. She reached down and cupped the Jonner’s balls with her foam-covered hand.

The Jonner stood up straight. The white tongue stuck straight out and shook. The hand around Vaquel’s throat relaxed ever so slightly.

“See? Isn’t this better than fighting?” Vaquel asked.

The Jonner responded with a low droning buzz. It kept staring at her breasts.

“Do they have tits where you come from?” Vaquel asked. “Here, give it a feel.”

Vaquel let go of the Jonner’s balls and grabbed its hanging wrist. She guided his hand to one of her large brown breasts. Pressing the hand to her tit, Vaquel leaned into his palm.

The Jonner squeezed Vaquel’s tit. Strong fingers sunk into her abundant flesh. As the Jonner squeezed, his cock pulsed harder in Vaquel’s hand.

“There you go,” Vaquel whispered. “Doesn’t that feel nice?”

The Jonner buzzed. It let go of Vaquel’s neck and his hand moved down to her chest.

“No, keep that there,” Vaquel said, guiding the Jonner’s hand back to her throat.

The Jonner grabbed Vaquel’s neck again. Vaquel sighed as the strong fingers cinched around her throat. Her back arched and she pushed her tits into the Jonner’s grasping hand.

Vaquel gripped the Jonner’s cock with both hands. There was plenty of his member to hold onto. Her slick fingers slid back and forth. The tingling foam made soft squishy noises.

The buzzing grew louder. Pink eyes clamped shut as the white tongue lashed the air. The strong hand twisted Vaquel’s breast in ecstasy.

“Ow, ow, maybe not quite so hard,” Vaquel said, pulling the Jonner’s hand from her breast.

The Jonner opened its eyes. The mouth buzzed quizzically at her.

Vaquel placed the Jonner’s hand on her other breast, but she guided his hand to slide over her breast instead of grabbing it. She pulled his hand back and forth across her breasts. When she let go of his hand, the Jonner continued to move his hand over her brown mountains.

“There you go, we’ll teach you yet,” she said.

The Jonner paused at one of her nipples. It detected the stiffness of her sensitive nub. The palm pressed down and rubbed back and forth.

“Fuck, yes,” Vaquel groaned. “Damn, you should see how wet I am.”

Vaquel tightened her grip on the Jonner’s cock and pulled. The hybrid creature took a step forward. Vaquel leaned her hips forward. The tip of the cock grazed her pubic hair. She kept pulling until the head of the phallus rubbed against her slick pussy lips.

The Jonner’s glowing pink eyes grew larger. It let go of her throat and pussy and reached for Vaquel’s sex. Exploring fingers found her sex lips and slipped inside.

Vaquel shuddered. “Oh, you like that? Do they have pussies where you come from?”

The Jonner stepped closer. Vaquel guided its cock into her sex. The Jonner held her sex lips open as its phallus slipped inside of her.

The cock was covered in foam. Vaquel’s pussy began to tingle immediately. The thick member slipped halfway inside her.

Vaquel moaned as the Jonner buzzed.

The Jonner reached down and grabbed one of Vaquel’s legs. It lifted Vaquel’s leg to open her sex wider. The hips shifted and all of the Jonner’s phallus disappeared inside of her.

“Queen’s tit,” Vaquel moaned. The Jonner pinned her to the wall of her ship with the weight of its body. Her large tits were flattened by the creature’s broad chest. The long white tongue flickered over her ear. The masculine smell of the creature washed over her.

The Jonner’s cock pulsed deep inside of Vaquel. The tingling intensified. She waited for the creature to fuck but nothing happened.

“I thought instinct would have kicked in here but I guess you guys don’t have much of that,” Vaquel said. “Let’s see if you can learn from example.”

Vaquel shifted her hips. She wrapped her arms around the creature and dug her fingernails into the strong back. Standing on one leg, she did her best to hump the Jonner’s cock.

The Jonner buzzed loudly into her ear. The white tongue flailed against the side of her head. Moments later, the creature’s hips moved. It rolled with Vaquel’s hips, joining her in the motion of fucking.

“There you go,” Vaquel groaned. Slow deep thrusts pushed inside of her.

“Mistress! My power has reconnected!” Chairbot yelled. “I will rescue you from our invader!”

“Don’t you fucking dare!” Vaquel yelled.

Chairbot rolled towards them at a rapid speed. Without looking back, the Jonner kicked behind him. This time, Chairbot swerved to the side and rammed the Jonner’s other leg.

The Jonner froze in mid-thrust. The thick cock pulsed inside Vaquel. The buzzing came to a stop. It looked down at the purple robot beside its leg. Slowly, it began to pull out of Vaquel.

“Oh, fuck no,” Vaquel said, holding onto the Jonner. “Chairbot, shut yourself down for an hour! Right now!”

“But Mistress!” Chairbot said. He rolled back a few decimeters and rammed the Jonner’s leg again.

“RIGHT NOW!” Vaquel yelled.

Chairbot whined briefly before his speaker lost power. One by one, the lights faded on the purple robot.

“Now you, get back to fucking me,” Vaquel said.

The Jonner buzzed and thrusted inside of Vaquel. The sudden plunge made her gasp. The Jonner smiled, which was especially weird looking with that long white tongue.

“You like it hard?” Vaquel said. “That’s the Euphorian in you. Go ahead, go as hard as you like. I can take it.”

The Jonner buzzed and slammed into Vaquel. Its hips rocked back and forth like a machine. The thick phallus rammed her tingling pussy.

Vaquel cried out. Did the Jonner understand her? Was it smarter than she gave it credit for? Could it figure out how to use tools or the ship?

The hard cock pounded Vaquel’s pussy. She looked into the Jonner’s glowing pink eyes and grinning mouth. No, she didn’t think it understood her. Most likely, the Jonner was just doing what any hard Euphorian would do inside of her.

The sound of hard fucking filled the probe ship. Each thrust slammed Vaquel into the wall. Her ass was starting to hurt as well as her back.

The pain was outmatched by the pleasure in her pussy. The tingling from the foam was starting to fade but the thick cock more than made up for it. Her hard nipples rubbed against the even harder chest of the Jonner.

Pleasure shot through her body. “Glory to the Queen!” Vaquel cried as she climaxed.

The Jonner titled its head and looked at her. Did it understand orgasms? Probably not.

It kept fucking Vaquel.

“Glory to the Queen!” Vaquel cried again. She dug her fingernails deeper into the back of the Jonner.

The Jonner pulled out of Vaquel. The sudden absence of its cock made Vaquel feel empty.

“What are you doing? Whoa!” Vaquel cried out.

The Jonner spun Vaquel around and she faced Chairbot’s inert body. A hard shove from behind forced her over the robot’s back. A hard cock pressed against her pussy and then pushed deep inside of her.

“Queen’s tit!” Vaquel swore. The Jonner was deeper than he was before. She hadn’t expected him to innovate a new sex position. How much of it was his natural Euphorian instincts and how much of it was creativity on his part?

The Jonner resumed fucking her. Heavy balls slapped against her thighs. Strong hands grabbed her hips and pinned her in place.

Vaquel hung limply over the back of Chairbot. The pummeling of her pussy took her breath away. She grabbed Chairbot’s arms for support but she was too weak to lift herself up.

The Jonner grabbed Vaquel by the hair. Using one hand, it lifted her head up. It continued to fuck her, steadily gaining speed as well as force.

A giggle escaped Vaquel’s lips. The need to dominate or submit during sex was very familiar to her. This was definitely the Euphorian side of the Jonner coming through.

The Jonner slammed into her. It fucked with a furious desperation. The buzzing frequently turned into breathless grunts before resuming again.

“There you go,” Vaquel groaned. “Fuck me as hard as you can! Fuck me like a Euphorian! Fuck me like a man!”

The Jonner growled. It placed one hand on Vaquel’s ass to keep her in place. The thick cock pounded Vaquel into Chairbot’s deactivated body. The force of his thrusts bruised the back of Vaquel’s thighs.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck,” Vaquel groaned. Her tits swung wildly as she was fucked. The pulling of her hair helped speed her onto another orgasm.

“Glory to the Queen!” Vaquel cried.

The Jonner grabbed a handful of Vaquel’s ass and squeezed. Sharp nails dug into her round bottom.

“Glory to the Queen!” Vaquel cried again.

The buzzing sound returned. It dropped several octaves and became a low drone. The deeper the buzzing dropped, the harder the Jonner slammed into her wet pussy.

Vaquel came again. She was too lost in the moment to shout her thanks to Queen Erishella. She was nothing more than a sheath for the Jonner’s cock.

The buzzing shifted to a wild spray of strangled notes. A moment later, the Jonner’s cock released a load of seed into Vaquel’s sex. The Jonner froze as his cock pumped multiple loads into her.

The fucking had stopped. Vaquel slowly came back to her body. She playfully clenched around the thick member already starting to wilt inside her.

An almost Euphorian squeal came from the Jonner’s mouth. It pulled out of Vaquel in a hurry and clutched its sensitive phallus with hands. A little unsteady, it leaned hard on the nearest wall.

Vaquel laughed. “Sorry about that,” she said. “They get a bit sensitive after coming. Don’t worry. It will get better and then we can go again.

Vaquel stood up from the back of Chairbot. Her own legs were bit shaky as well, but this wasn’t Vaquel’s first hard fuck. She braced her feet and stretched her back. Seed dripped from her pussy lips.

The Jonner looked at her. The handsome face changed from blissful relaxation to a determined focus. The glowing pink eyes narrowed. It stood up and slowly clenched and unclenched its hands.

“No, no, no,” Vaquel said. “There is no need to go back to fighting. You are all alone here. There is plenty of time to do whatever it is you guys do when you invade places. Don’t you want to fuck some more? I can teach you how to eat pussy.”

The Jonner buzzed. There was a low menace to the sound. It squared its shoulders and took a step towards Vaquel.

“Fine, we can start with a blowjob,” Vaquel said. “You’ll like that, I promise.”

The Jonner lunged at Vaquel. She ducked and this time, she was quicker than the Jonner. Fucking had slowed it down a bit. She dropped to the ground and dived for the power blade.

Vaquel’s fingertips brushed the power blade’s hilt. She tried to pull it her but the yellow foam was still there. Her fingers slid off the slick foam.

The Jonner grabbed Vaquel by her hair. The tender scalp flared with fresh pain as the Jonner pulled Vaquel to her feet. The other hand grabbed Vaquel’s throat and resumed choking her.

“Your choice, idiot,” Vaquel grunted.

Vaquel brought her knee up into the Jonner’s crotch. The glow of the pink eyes flickered. The white tongue extended into a stiff rod. Both hands released Vaquel as the Jonner sunk to his knees.

“Cocks are great until someone kicks one,” Vaquel said. She calmly walked over to her fallen weapon and picked it up. As the Jonner buzzed weakly, Vaquel shook the last of the foam from the hilt and turned it on. A red energy field emerged to form a blade.

The Jonner sensed danger. It tried to stand but its legs didn’t cooperate.

“Here is one last lesson about Euphorians,” Vaquel said. “We really resent it when people we fuck try to kill us.”

Vaquel plunged the power blade into the Jonner’s forehead. The glow vanished from the pink eyes and the white tongue went limp. When she pulled the blade out, the rest of the Jonner went limp as well.

More seed dripped from Vaquel’s pussy. She turned the blade off and pressed a hand to her sex. Did that Jonner infect her? She didn’t have a good grasp on how an interdimensional pest created more links its home dimension. Was she going to have more half-Euphorians to deal with in a week’s time?

Vaquel smiled. If they turned out to be as hung as this one, Vaquel was willing them give them another chance.

  2 Responses to “Fiction: Jonner Boner”

  1. Your use of decimeters is sexy as hell.

    Thank you, this was a lovely addition to her life.

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