Divination is a fool’s exercise. Prophecies and portents rarely make sense until after the fact, as if the universe was designed by some mad writer who prefers events to play out at their most dramatic. The best way to predict the future is to pay attention.
Still, this is a book of magic and I would be remiss to leave out some of the many methods that a magisexual might divine the future. Some people will have a natural talent for some of these arts while others will most likely give them a try for entertainment purposes.
Anomancy – The art of divination from the pulling of anal beads from a person’s bottom.
Cockomancy – The art of divination from the ridges, size and shape of a male member.
Jigglmancy- The art of divination from observing the jiggling of a woman’s breasts. I am highly skeptical that this is a real thing.
Moanomancy – The art of divination from the interpretation of sounds emitted during sexual congress.
Pantimancy – The art of divination from examining the stains and smells of an article of underwear. Most practitioners of this art arte not really practitioners as much as enthusiasts.
Pornomancy – The art of divination from the random selection of pornographic images.
Pussymancy- The art of divination from the folds, size and shapes of a vagina’s lips.
Scalpendimancy – The art of divination from interpreting scratches left on the body after sex.
Sememancy – The art of divination from the ejaculate of a male. I have heard that female ejaculate works as well although it is far messier.
Spankomancy – The art of divination from the shapes left behind in a spanking.
Tearomancy- The art of divination from interpreting the tears in a used condom. My prediction is that you are fucked.
Urimancy – The art of divination from the urine of a person. More popular than you would think.
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