Nov 112015
 

“And welcome back to Ex versus Ex! I’m your host as always, Carl Carnage. We are halfway through our final round and our contestants have played hard and dirty. Scott is in the lead with ten thousand dollars but his ex-wife, Kayla, is close behind with eight thousand dollars. With five thousand dollars at stake, it is still anyone’s game!”

“Scott, we just watched Kayla endure a grueling ass fucking from the Anal Destroyer machine. She lasted three minutes and fifty seconds before hitting the quit button. Did you ever think your ex would last that long, Scott?”

Scott shook his head. “No, I didn’t, Carl. She always said her ass was too tight for anal.”

“That might have been the case but now I think she might be more open to it in the future, if you know what I mean!”

Scott saw the laugh sign come on and the live studio audience faithfully laughed. He laughed too but that was mostly from nerves. There was a lot of money to win.

Carl walked over to Kayla. She shifted back and forth on her feet as she tried to find a comfortable way to stand. The Anal Destroyer had really done a number on her.

“Kayla, since your ex picked Pleasure, you were forced to undergo the Pain challenge. It is time for you to spin the Wheel of Pleasure and see which challenge he will endure.”

“I’m ready, Carl!” Kayla said. Scott could hear the venom in her voice. She was angrier than that time he forgot her birthday.

Kayla hobbled to the wheel and gave it a spin. A dozen terrible delights clicked past the pointer.

The wheel slowed down. Scott prayed for it to stop on Soapy Lap dance but it kept going. He bit his lip when he saw Triple Handjob but thankfully it kept going. His relief was short lived as he saw the wheel slow down on the next category. When the wheel stopped on it, he felt his stomach sink.

“Blowjob from our very own, Blowjob Queen, Yuna!”

“Oh fuck,” Scott said. How many times had he jacked off to Yuna sucking off a poor contestant? Shit, how many times had he jacked off to Yuna just standing around? He was fucked!

“Now Kayla,” Carl said. “Right now Scott has to survive three minutes and fifty seconds from a Yuna blowjob without climaxing. You have the option of sacrificing your own money to make that time even longer. Would you like to do that?”

“No, no, no,” Scott prayed.

“Fuck, yes!” Kayla said, looking Scott right in the eye.

“Every thousand dollars adds a minute,” Carl said. “And remember, whomever has the most money at the end of the final round gets to decide one last punishment for their ex. How much do want to spend?”

Kayla smiled without any warmth. “Two thousand, Carl. Just enough to win with.”

That bitch! Scott forced himself to smile back. She was willing to blow two thousand dollars just for an extra round of humiliation!

Fuck, maybe he shouldn’t have spent his money earlier to add a minute to her ass fucking.

“That makes it five minutes and fifty seconds!” Carl announced. “Let’s get started! Scott, assume the position!”

Scott sighed and stood inside the red circle in front of him. He felt the four cameras zoom in on his hard cock. The audience was already snickering at his fate.

Carl stood beside Scott . “And let’s introduce that perky beauty all the way from Tokyo, Japan, the Blowjob Queen herself, Yuna!”

Yuna came through the curtains. Scott’s heart skipped a beat. There she was in all of her beauty. Long black hair flowed around her cute face. Bright brown eyes smiled at the audience. A pink tongue licked bright red lips. She was topless and her heavy breasts bounced with every step. A short black skirt covered her waist but Scott knew there was no underwear beneath that skirt.

Scott felt the money slipping away. Yuna waved to the audience and then headed straight for Scott. A devilish smile came to her lips. Yuna had the mouth that destroyed hopes and dreams. It was a rare man, or woman, who could survive what she licked out.

“The time to beat is five minutes and fifty seconds,” Carl said. “Are you ready, Scott?”

Scott was nowhere near fucking ready. Yuna sunk to her knees before his throbbing cock. She looked up at him and winked.

Oh fuck.

“I said, are you ready, Scott?” Carl asked. His gleaming smile never faltered.

“Yes?” Scott said.

Kayla laughed wickedly.

“Then, begin!” Carl said.

Yuna leaned towards Scott’s cock. She paused and his cock throbbed in front of her face. His hips bucked forward towards her mouth. The audience laughed at his eagerness.

“Not going to last even a minute,” Kayla yelled.

Yuna looked up at Scott and licked her lips. She opened her mouth and stuck her tongue out. Her tongue waved at his cock as if asking him to play.

“Oh shit,” Scott groaned. He wasn’t even in her mouth yet and he was so turned on.

She leaned in closer and licked the tip of his cock. On her second lick, she leaned in close enough for her lips to touch him. On her third lick, she moved forward on her knees and took the tip of his cock into her mouth.

“Fuck,” Scott groaned. He was inside Yuna’s mouth!

Yuna looked up at him with her deep brown eyes. Locking him with her gaze, she slipped more of his cock into her mouth. Inch by inch, he disappeared between her lips until her nose was pressed against his waist.

The crowd groaned in sympathetic pleasure.

“Five minutes remaining!” Carl said.

Yuna put her hands on Scott’s thighs. Tiny fingers pressed into his skin. Both of her large breasts pressed against his legs. Her nostrils flared and he felt her breath on his crotch.

How the fuck was he going to last five minutes?

Yuna’s head began to move. She pulled back and let his cock slip past her lips. His cock was shiny with her spit.

When she reached the top of his cock, he felt her tongue. It was a delicate fluttering on the slit of his cock. He knew if he came right now, she would swallow everything he had to offer.

She went back down on his cock. Scott thought he would climax when she reached his balls. She slid back up and he thought he would climax when she reached his tip.

He didn’t. Up and down Yuna sucked on his cock and he didn’t come.

“How does it feel, Scott?” Carl asked him.

“Nice,” Scott said. He had trouble forming words.

“Nice? Just nice?” Carl said. The audience laughed. “Did you hear that, Yuna, he said it was nice.”

Yuna nodded her head with Scott’s cock in his mouth. She made a faux-angry face at him. He wanted to apologize but he was afraid to speak.

“Maybe you can get a good out of him, Yuna!” Carl said.

Yuna gave Carl a thumbs-up and then bounced her mouth furiously on Scott’s cock.

“Fuck!” Scott cried out.

The audience laughed. They cheered his impending doom.

Yuna’s head bounced on Scott’s lap. The beautiful woman was face fucking herself on his cock. She made little choking sounds and his ego believed that the size of his member was making the talented blowjob queen gag.

Scott forced himself to look away. He looked up at the cameras focusing on him. One would be focused on his face. Two would be recording every angle of Yuna’s mouth. The fourth would a long shot to catch Yuna’s bouncing head and cute kneeling ass.

He bit his lip. He didn’t want to think about Yuna’s cute ass.

“Four minutes remaining!”

Scott whimpered. There was no way he could last. Yuna’s lips were too tight. Her mouth was too wet. Her deep brown eyes were too pretty.

He looked at Kayla. She glowered at him with smug contempt. She was enjoying this. She knew he would break.

Scott laughed. It took Scott getting a blowjob from a hot woman to make Kayla happy.

Once he started laughing, he couldn’t stop. The whole thing was silly. He was getting the blowjob of his life but he couldn’t let himself enjoy it. There was money at stake. There was a bonus round to avoid. There was pride involved.

“Hysterical laughter is always a bad sign,” Carl said, “or a good sign depending on who you are.”

Yuna slowed down on her sucking. She looked up at Scott and grabbed a breast. She squeezed it hard with his cock still in her mouth.

Scott moaned.

She reached up for his hand. He let her guide his hand to her breast. He knew that he should resist but he couldn’t. Yuna pressed his fingers to her breast and urged him to squeeze.

He did. It was soft. It was warm. It was heaven. It was proof that there was a supreme divinity and they loved tits.

Yuna kept sucking. Her cheeks caved in with the suction of her mouth.

He squeezed harder. She grabbed his other hand and brought it to her other breast. He held onto two handfuls of pillowy heaven.

“He’s getting the most out of his time, folks!” Carl announced. The audience laughed.

Yuna pulled his hands away. Scott whimpered as she put his hands back on his knees. He might never touch her tits again.

“Three minutes remaining!” Carl announced.

Scott couldn’t believe it. He didn’t last this long when he was jerking off at home to Yuna. He might make it after all.

Yuna pulled up and let his cock fall from her lips. His member was shiny with spit. It was bright red with her lipstick. It throbbed in front of her face.

She bent down and kissed his balls.

“Oh fuck,” Scott said. The audience cheered. Were they cheering Yuna on his balls or his need to come?

Yuna licked his balls. Slow long tongue lashings caressed his balls. Kayla never did this. If she did, they would still be together no matter how much she nagged him.

Her lips opened and she took a ball into her mouth. Wet heat embraced his testicle. A gentle tongue stroked it.

Scott shuddered from head to toe. His cock bounced wildly against Yuna’s face. Could he come like this?

He imagined climaxing. He pictured his seed raining down on Yuna’s cheek. He pictured her sucking his ball as his continued to come for the amusement of the audience.

Scott shook his head. No, he couldn’t think about that!

Yuna opened her mouth wider. His other ball was sucked into her mouth. Her tongue danced between his two testicles.

Scott groaned. This was so good. His cock continued to throb. He knew that he was unlikely to come from this but what about when her mouth returned to his cock? He would have no resistance left.

“Feeling close, Scott?” Carl asked.

“Fuck you, Carl,” Scott snapped.

Carl laughed and offered his hand for a high five. Dazed and aroused, Scott high fived him.

“Two minutes remaining!”

Yuna released his balls. She resumed her position in front of Scott’s cock. Her face was relaxed and confident. She licked her lips.

Scott knew that she knew that she owned him.

She went back down over his lap. Once again his cock disappeared into her lips. He felt her tongue again as it swirled and played with the ridges of his skin.

A tremor ran through Scott. There was a tightness in his body. This was it.

“Come, you lazy fuck!” Kayla yelled.

Scott growled. Kayla would like that. She would take the prize money and build that damn porch she always wanted. The rest of the money would go to fixing up the house they bought that he couldn’t live in anymore. Oh yes, Kayla would enjoy his coming very much.

Anger came over Scott. He thought about the wasted holidays spent fighting. Memories of angry drives to work swept over him. He would be damned if he was going to give Kayla one more thing, even if it meant coming in Yuna’s mouth.

Yuna sensed something. She looked up at Scott and her eyes softened. Her hand went to his thigh and stroked him gently. The suction of her mouth turned into a gentle place to rest.

Scott’s rage melted. Being angry all of the time was one of the reasons he left Kayla. Life was too to be mad all of the time. Blowjobs were too rare too be unhappy while you’re getting one.

He felt his body slump. He should just come. He should just spray his load inside Yuna’s mouth. It wouldn’t matter what the bonus round did to him. He would be able to spend the rest of his life with the happy memory of filling Yuna’s mouth.

His decision made, Scott relaxed. He was done. Fuck being mad.

Yuna sucked hard on his cock. Her lips were tighter than any pussy. She moaned and the vibrations travelled down his cock. Her breasts pressed tighter against his legs.

Scott smiled. He was at peace with decision. Kayla could have her porch. He was going to make a memory that lasted a lifetime.

Yuna lifted her skirt to bare her ass. Scott watched on a monitor as she wiggled her bare bottom. The audience cheered.

“One minute remaining!”

Scott blinked. Well shit, if he was this close there was no point giving up!

Yuna moaned harder, sending vibrations down to the base of his cock.

Scott’s hands balled into fists.

Yuna bounced so hard on his cock that her hair went flying.

Scott tried to think about baseball but all he could picture was Yuna’s ass.

Yuna flicked her tongue over the slit of his cock, urging him to come.

Scott tried to imagine what he would do with the prize money but all he could think of was buying more Yuna porn.

Yuna grabbed his hands and placed them on her head.

Scott grabbed her hair and his hips started bucking. He fucked her face on instinct.

He was going to come.

Scott bit his lip. He tried to stop moving his hips but Yuna was happy to keep moving. He shut his eyes but he could still feel her wonderful mouth.

“Time is up! Scott, you have won, Ex versus Ex!”

Yuna pulled away from Scott’s cock. Her tongue flicked at him as she pulled away.

“Fuck!” Scott yelled. His cock erupted and a shower of seed sprayed. Yuna shrugged and tried to collect it on her breasts.

“Unbelievable, viewers!” Carl announced. “Scott held out and blew his loud after the time ran out! It is a rare defeat for Yuna! We’re going to take a moment to give Scott a break but when we come back, Scott will spin the Wheel of Judgement to see what terrible fate waits for Kayla! You won’t want to miss it!”

  2 Responses to “Fiction: Ex Versus Ex”

  1. Hrm, Ass Destroyer. That sounds fun. But I love the surrealness and really hopes he has a chance to enjoy Yuna properly after this. Love the story, love the introspection.

    • Thanks. What was intended to be a fast and dirty story got away from me and turned into a meditation on happiness and ex’s. I’m glad it still works.

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