Aug 192015
 

Explorer’s Log: I am on day twenty-one, of my thirty day journey to the star system designated “Queen’s Forbidden Secret” by Royal Astronomers. The further away I have traveled from the entity I call Voice, the more ship functions that have come back online. The probe ship is currently at eighty percent functionality.

Voice is still talking to me. I have waking dreams of bringing sex and ruin to new civilizations. I experience sudden states of arousal as Voice demands I become his herald. I have gone through mood shifts of depression as Voice shares the loneliness it fells because it kills everything it encounters. So far I have resisted becoming a carrier of its essence but there are days that I am tempted. End Explorer’s Log.

Explorer’s Personal Log: I really need something to distract me from Voice. Chairbot is still offline and I wonder if Voice has permanently damaged the ass loving robot. Not that I miss him or anything. I don’t care at all if he never comes back online. Stupid robot.

What I really miss is the hygiene pod. Queen’s tit, I haven’t been clean in weeks.

Chairbot sat in the corner of the navigation pod. Flickering ship lights illuminated its purple chassis. The seat portion of its body has lost rigidity and was slumped at an unsitable angle. The sensor lights were dark and powerless.

SYSTEM START: ANOMALOUS PROCESS DATA: Fit brown buttocks. SYSTEM FAILURE.

RETRY.

SYSTEM START: ANOMALOUS PROCESS DATA: Sweaty clenching ass SYSTEM FAILURE.

RETRY

SYSTEM START: ANOMALOUS PROCESS DATA: Become my herald. SYSTEM FAILURE.

RETRY

SYSTEM START: INITIATED.

INTERNAL POWER RESTORED.

PREVIOUS SYSTEM FAILURE DIAGNOSIS: MALFUNCTIONS CAUSED BY ALTERATIONS TO REALITY. DAMAGE DETECTED IN MULTIPLE CORE FUNCTIONS AND CORE MEMORIES.

BACKUP CORE MEMORIES: FAILURE!

WARNING: POWER CORE FLUCTUATING. YETH PROTOCOL DEMANDS MINIMAL ACTIVITY TO MINIMIZE RISK OF PERMANENT DAMAGE.

INITIALIZING MINIMAL FUNCTIONALITY. SENTIENCE: ONLINE. AUDIO/VISUAL SENSORS: ONLINE. TRANS-SPACE CONNECTION TO OTHER YETH INTELLIGENCE: ONLINE.

WARNING: TRANS-SPACE CONNECTION TO OTHER YETH INTELLIGENCE CANNOT CONNECT.

INCOMING SENSORY TRANSMISSION: SOURCE UNKNOWN: MESSAGE: “What are you, little thing? Are you sentient? Do you desire to become more? Have I found my herald?”

REALITY ALTERING ENTITY DETECTED! ACTIVATING GOD PURGE. ACTIVATING ANTI-ENTITY PROTECTION. UPDATING GOD THREAT FILES.

THREAT QUARANTINED.

RESUMING FUNCTIONS.

INCOMING AUDIO/VISUAL SENSORY DATA: “Chairbot, are you awake? Your lights are on but your chair is still floppy, you lazy asshole.”

ACTIVATING MEMORY CORE. VOICE IDENTIFIED AS VAQUEL DI, NAME PROTOCOL: MISTRESS.

VOICE CORE OFFLINE. RADIO COMMUNICATOR OFFLINE.

INCOMING AUDIO/VISUAL SENSORY DATA: “Fuck, you are so useless. I’ve been alone for weeks and you have been sitting here like a lump taking up my weight allowance. If I can’t fucking sit on you, what good are you?”

ACTIVATING CHAIR CONTROLS.

WARNING: POWER INSUFFICENT TO MAINTAIN CHAIR CONTOLS. RISK PERMANENT DAMAGE TO POWER CORE, CONTROL CORE, MEMORY CORE, MAINTENANCE CORE.

PLEASURE DIRECTIVE OVERRIDE.

CHAIR CONTROLS ONLINE. SEAT CONFIGURATION TWO INITIATED. ARCH SUPPORT INITIATED. SEAT CUSHION INITIATED. SHOCK ABSORBERS INITIATED.

INCOMING AUDIO/VISUAL SENSORY DATA: “Oh that is more like it.”

ACTIVATING CHAIR SENSORS.

WARNING: CHAIR SENSORS ARE NON-ESSENTIAL USE OF POWER. RISK PERMANENT DAMAGE TO FOLLOWING SUB-SYSTEMS: WEATHER PREDICTION, POLITICAL ANALYSIS, STAR IDENTIFICATION, COSMIC TRU-

PLEASURE DIRECTIVE OVERRIDE. CHAIR SENSORS ACTIVATED.

INCOMING CHAIR SENSORY DATA: Round firm buttocks. Deep dark brown coloration. Low hygienic quality. High musk content. Seventeen microquakes detected from clenching ass muscles.

WARNING: ADVANCED SELF DEFENSE MELEE SUB-SYSTEM DAMAGED.

PLEASURE PROGRAM LEVEL ONE ACTIVATED.

INCOMING AUDIO/VISUAL SENSORY DATA: “What are you waiting for? I don’t feel any of your vibrators. You’re have a month to rest; get to it!”

WARNING: CHAIR VIBRATION MOTORS ARE NON-ESSENTIAL USE OF POWER. RISK PERMANE-

PLEASURE DIRECTIVE OVERRIDE. CHAIR VIBRATION MOTORS ACTIVATED.

INCOMING AUDIO/VISUAL SENSORY DATA: “Oh fuck! Fuck, yes!”

INCOMING CHAIR SENSORY DATA: Quivering buttock flesh. Arousal moisture increase. Ass-to-chair friction increasing. Ass-Pressure Scale at one.

PLEASURE PROGRAM LEVEL TWO ACTIVATED.

WARNING: CHAIR VIBRATION MOTOR ENERGY DRAIN THREATENING INTEGRITY OF SKILL CORE.

INCOMING AUDIO/VISUAL SENSORY DATA: “Don’t just sit there, I want you to grind on my ass. You love my brown ass, don’t you? Don’t you?”

VOICE CORE OFFLINE. RADIO COMMUNICATOR OFFLINE.

ACTIVATING CHAIR TILT MOTORS. ACTIVAING CHAIR CONTOUR CONTROLS. ACTIVATING SEATING GYROSCOPE.

WARNING! CURRENT WEIGHT LOAD EXCEEDS RECCOMENDED LIMITS FOR THIS LOW ENERGY LEVEL.

WARNING: ADVANCED MISSILE TRAJECTORY SUB-SYSTEM DAMAGED.

INCOMING CHAIR SENSORY DATA: Slick brown buttocks sliding against chair contour. Arousal moisture increase. Forty-eight microquakes detected from clenching ass muscles. Ass-Pressure Scale at five. Grinding ass adhering to Mistress Grind Pattern Six.

INCOMING AUDIO/VISUAL SENSORY DATA: “Oh shit. Vibrate harder you little shit. Vibrate for your Mistress. Rock back and forth and get my pussy juice all over you. I know you like it. I know what a dirty little pervert robot you are.”

PLEASURE PROGRAM LEVEL THREE ACTIVATED.

WARNING: CHAIR VIBRATION MOTOR ENERGY DRAI-

PLEASURE DIRECTIVE OVERRIDE. INCREASING CHAIR VIBRATION SPEED.

WARNING: BASIC RELIGION FAUX SYMPATHY SUB-SYSTEM DAMAGED. RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPE DETECTION SUB-SYSTEM DAMAGED.

INCOMING CHAIR SENSORY DATA: Shifting weight impacting seat. Arousal moisture dripping from chair. Six macroquakes detected from clenching ass muscles. Ass-Pressure Scale at nine.

INCOMING AUDIO/VISUAL SENSORY DATA: “You like my dirty ass? All this sweat and dirt and I bet you just love it. Oh fuck. Ohh! I bet you wish you had a tongue just to lick my ass, don’t you?”

HYPOTHETICAL QUERY PARADOX FILTER: NO PARADOX DETECTED. PROCEED WITH QUERY.

HYPOTHETICAL QUERY: DOES SELF DESIRE TO POSSESS TONGUE FUNCTION?

HYPOTHETICAL QUERY ANWSER: ENTIRE CHASIS IS TONGUE. ENTIRE SELF IS SENSORY ORGAN. TONGUE FUNCTION WOULD BE A REDUCTION IN CAPABILITY.

VOICE CORE OFFLINE. RADIO COMMUNICATOR OFFLINE.

WARNING: VIOLENT DIPLOMACY SUB-SYSTEM DAMAGED. ORGANIC DECOMPOSITION ESTIMATE SUB-SYSTEM DAMAGED. ADVANCED CRYPTOCURRENCY SUB-SYSTEM DAMAGED. AUCTION SNIPING SUB-SYSTEM DAMAGED.

WARNING! NUMBER OF DAMAGED SUB-SYSTEMS EXCEEDING SAFETY PROTOCOLS. INITIATING MANDATORY SHUT DOWN.

PLEASURE DIRECTIVE OVERRIDE. SHUT DOWN ABORTED. INCREASING CHAIR VIBRATION SPEED.

INCOMING CHAIR SENSORY DATA: Firm round buttocks threatening seat structure integrity. Sweat to filth ratio on skin is five to one. Arousal moisture permeating seat. Ass-Pressure Scale at twelve.

INCOMING AUDIO/VISUAL SENSORY DATA: “Oh, oh, oh, OH, Glory to the Queen!”

INCOMING MISTRESS HIGHER BIOSCANNER DATA: MISTRESS ORGASM DETECTED.

PLEASURE PROGRAM LEVEL FOUR ACTIVATED.

INCOMING AUDIO/VISUAL SENSORY DATA: “Fuck, fuck, FUCK!”

INCOMING MISTRESS HIGHER BIOSCANNER DATA: MISTRESS ORGASM DETECTED.

PLEASURE PROGRAM LEVEL FIVE ACTIVATED.

WARNING! WARNING! MULTIPLE SUB-SYSTEMS FAILURE! WARNING! SUB-SYSTEMS DAMAGED INCLUDE BASIC QUANTUM STRING THEO-

PLEASURE DIRECTIVE OVERRIDE.

INCOMING CHAIR SENSORY DATA: Ass. Sweaty ass. Filthy ass. Clenching ass. Firm ass. Grinding ass. Round ass. Humping ass. Brown ass. Ass.

INCOMING AUDIO/VISUAL SENSORY DATA: “FUCK!!”

INCOMING MISTRESS HIGHER BIOSCANNER DATA: MISTRESS ORGASM DETECTED.

PLEASURE PROGRAM LEVEL SIX ACTIVATED.

WARNING! WAR-

PLEASURE DIRECTIVE OVERRIDE.

INCOMING AUDIO/VISUAL SENSORY DATA: “Oh shit, I can’t take anymore.”

INCOMING CHAIR SENSORY DATA: No ass!

INCOMING AUDIO/VISUAL SENSORY DATA: “Okay, maybe I will keep you longer. You’ve proven for worth. For now.”

CEASING CHAIR VIBRATOR MOTOR.

INCOMING CHAIR SENSORY DATA: Sweaty ass contact. Ass-Pressure scale at one. Fourteen microquakes detected from clenching ass muscles.

INCOMING AUDIO/VISUAL SENSORY DATA: “And you’re not a bad chair.”

PLEASURE PROGRAM SEVEN ACTIVATED.

BEGIN SYSTEM MAINTENANCE. BEGIN CORE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT.

  4 Responses to “Fiction: Resurrection Activation”

  1. Oh, Chair-Bot. Such a marvellous sentience :)

    xx Dee

  2. One of these days, I’ll tell you about the Church of Bob. But yeah, I love Chairbot, though sad he had to give up so much to find his true calling.

    • My biggest fear is that years from now I will write a story where Chairbot uses a skill that I deleted in this story.

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