May 042015
 

WebberWitch 001This May marks the anniversary of surviving my testicular cancer.  It was around this time that my doctor said I had no evidence of the cancer remaining. I still had to go through two years of checking which was necessary but also a weird feeling of being on cancer probation. The closest I can describe it as is like that point in a horror movie where the heroes kill the monster but the credits haven’t rolled yet so you expect the monster to make one last appearance. Three years out I feel like the credits have rolled and the ushers are cleaning the popcorn from the aisles.

I just hope they never make a damn sequel.

Surviving cancer brings two lessons. Lesson one is that after your nut grows to the size of a baseball and chemo makes you sick as a dog for twelve weeks, any other challenge life throws you is easy mode. Seriously, so many things that used to worry me are nothing by comparison. It is almost like a super power. I know that whatever happens, I can deal with it.

The second lesson is much simpler but harder to convey. Enjoy life. Really. After being too queasy to eat, you really appreciate a good hamburger. After feeling like you might never see another summer, you really see the importance of hitting a pool every once in awhile. Enjoy life; that’s what it is there for.

The sketch card is by George Webber. I get a “Fuck Cancer” card every year. My missing nut deserves it.

  2 Responses to “Fucking Ball Cancer for Three Years”

  1. I’m glad it was your nut that gave its life to save you. The world would have been a darker place without your wit.

  2. I am so glad it’s not returned, and that’s you’re finally cleared! Fuck Cancer!!

    xx Dee

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