Sep 152014
 

Attention Citizen-Serfs of the Prosperity Caliphate!

The space pirate, Deepthroat Sadie, has been spotted in our system. Deepthroat Sadie is a known molester of mummies, ancient and living. This deviant is also wanted for eight hundred counts of desecration of Sacred Harems. Charges had also been filed against Deepthroat Sadie for repeated manufacturing and distribution of farm animal pornography.

Deepthroat Sadie refuses to adhere to the Gender Normative Decree and may be male or female, or both. It’s complicated and also blasphemous to understand. If you do understand, report to your nearest Temple for de-education.

It is known that Deepthroat Sadie serves in the crew of the infamous Captain Blastpants, may the Supreme Judge strike them both dead.

Deepthroat Sadie is considered armed, dangerous and tempting. Resist any attempts to arrest this degenerate yourself and instead call the nearest law enforcement temple.

A reward of a five second glance from our Holy Governor Caliph will be given for any information leading to Deepthroat Sadie’s arrest and purification.

  2 Responses to “Wanted: Deepthroat Sadie”

  1. *squee* Love her.

    And you made my day.

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