Jun 132014

Neptune is in the house of the Wave making this an ideal time to suggest a threesome to a loved one. Suggest a swap to a not-so-loved one.

Today is a good day to express yourself. Those with water signs should wear bikinis. Those with fire signs should wear even less. Those with air signs should skip flirty clothes and just make out with people you are interested in. Those with earth signs should wear more sunscreen.

The Son of the Sun will arise soon. Don’t read dirty books on the beach this week.

Three sand sculptures of missionary sex has been spotted this week, bringing good luck to those who have been married for longer than ten years.

A red pair of men’s underwear was washed ashore yesterday morning signaling that we are in the time of the Warrior. Unleash your passion with confidence this week.

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