Attention! Chatterly Alert for October 21st, 2013

The following is a Chatterley alert for your area.

Jennifer C is missing her ex-boyfriend and is considering hooking back up with him. The ex-boyfriend is an alcoholic with a history of cheating on her. She needs a good fuck without emotional commitment though she would be open to maybe a date afterwards.

Jennifer likes rough sex with light choking and heavy spanking but no bondage. She has dark brown hair, a curvy body and a loud scream. She lives alone in an apartment with one cat.

Any available male in the area over the age of thirty should contact the Chatterley Alert service at 1-800-PLS-FUCK or 1-800-757-3825 to arrange a rescue.

This has been a Chatterly Alert for your area. We now resume our regularly scheduled program.