Sometimes in erotica, two people will fuck. In better erotica, two people will fuck despite a complication. They really shouldn’t be fucking but they are doing it anyway.
Why shouldn’t they be fucking? Generate a random number.
1 – The couple is married, just not to each other.
2 – The brother/sister of one of the lovers is going to be really jealous.
3 – Their place of employment really frowns on these two fucking, especially during work hours.
4 – The lovers belong to two different crime families/ninja clans/soda companies.
5 – The supreme diety will literally destory the world if these two fuck.
6 – People don’t usually fuck during a divorce proceeding.
7 – Their operating systems are incompatible.
8 – The lovers are supposed to be working on solving that murder case.
9 – The lovers are supposed to be working on murdering someone.
10 – Space Herpes.
11 – One of the lovers is an asshole.
12 – Family reunions are a really awkward place to have sex.
13 – A fast food chain has condemned their fucking.
14 – One of the lovers is 900 years old and the other lover is barely legal.
15 – The lovers are separated by a couple of thousand miles.
16 – One of the lovers is a grim avenging hero type while the other lover is a carefree sexy thief.
17 – The reality show cameras will not turn off for one fucking minute.
18 – The hate these two lovers have for each other could burn an entire world.
19 – Surprise threesome!
20 – Shit got really complicated. Generate two random results and combine.