Today I go in for chemo t eliminate the rogue cancer cells that escaped when my giant nad was removed. Here is my exciting schedule.
9:45 Get some blood taken to establish baselines.
10:00 Have my Cancer Doctor look at me and figure I won’t die from chemo.
10:15: Get an IV stuck in me and take Anti-Nausea Drug #1.
10:35: Get Anti-Nausea Drug #2 pumped into me.
10:55: Finally get my chemo pumped into me.
1:55 Take the IV out and send me home.
3 Weeks Later: Do it all again!
Side effects are a big list of possibilities. Much like anal sex, everyone reacts differently. I could be puking, constipated, running to the bathroom, losing hair, mentally incoherent, physically fatigued, and there is a remote possibility that I could produce tribbles. We won’t know until they send me home and see what happens.
They have wifi at the chemo center so I may be tweeting the procedure. Or I may be reading trashy books on my kindle. I’m keeping my plans open.