Sep 072011
 

“Dr. Parker, are you awake?”

James Parker opened his eyes. His boss, Dr. Otto Von Madd was leaning over him. James saw his reflection doubled in the purple goggles that Dr. Von Madd always wore.

“What happened?” James asked. “There was some sort of explosion, right?”

“Oh yes,” Dr. Von Madd said. “The zero gravity lubricant is apparently highly combustible when it comes in contact with synthetic fibers. Who knew?”

James tried to sit up. Dr. Von Madd gently pushed him back into the hospital bed. That was when James noticed that there were a dozen other scientists there.

“I should explain something, Dr. Parker,” Dr. Von Madd said. “The explosion was quite devastating. We lost all of prototype room #3 and all of the lubricant samples. On a personal note, your penis and scrotum were disintegrated at the molecular level.”

“What the fuck?” James said. He looked down at the rather large bulge underneath his hospital gown. He could feel his cock. Actually, he could feel his cock and it felt somewhat bigger than he remembered.

“Have no fear, Dr. Parker,” Dr. Von Madd said. “You work for the premiere erotic science laboratory in the world. We immediately took action! While you were unconscious and recovering in our medical bay, I gathered the top experts in the laboratory to reconstruct you a replacement set of sexual organs.”

James reached down and pulled his hospital gown up as fast as he could. A gleaming monster of a cock sat between his legs. Even more disturbing than his cock was his legs. Instead of his normal legs, there were just two withered stumps.

“What the fuck happened to my legs?” Dr. Parker said.

Dr. Von Madd waved the question away. “Well, your legs were awfully close to the blast weren’t they? They were annihilated too. Please try to focus on the important part; the fact that you have the most advanced cock in all of creation!”

“I added the laser targeting!” a voice from the crowd of scientists yelled.

“Yes, thank you Dr. Wade,” Dr. Von Madd said. He turned back to James. “Dr. Wade created a laser targeting system that will allow your cock to enter your targeted sexual destination without having to use your hands.”

“Thank you?” James said.

“No thanks necessary,” Dr. Von Madd said. “Dr. Geinrich designed the spin motor, Dr. Ji perfected the sensory net so that you will be twice as sensitive then you were with your inferior biological cock, while the control gauge designed by Dr. Othven will allow you to adjust and control your climax as needed. I should also point out that your right ball is a mp3 player so you can set the mood for a romantic encounter while your left ball is now a lubricant and hand sanitizer dispenser. Those were designed by the Accessory Department.”

Seven scientists waved to James from the crowd.

“So what do you think?” Dr. Von Madd said. “I picked the color. Every one loves chrome.”

“Well, I am a bit concerned about my legs,” James admitted.

“Good lord, man!” Dr. Von Madd said. “You have a cock that comes with vibration speeds that could satisfy a cheerleader squad and all you care about is your damn legs! Where is your appreciation for science, man?”

“Well, how am I going to walk?” James said.

“Fine!” Dr. Von Madd said. “Fine, we’ll graft some cybernetic legs onto you. They are preprogrammed with a dozen male stripper dance moves, but they should help you get around. Now can we focus on the technological marvel between what is left of your thighs?”

“Yes, of course, Dr. Von Madd,” James said. “I must admit, my new cock is quite impressive. I do worry that it might be a little too big.”

Murmurs broke out among the assembled scientists. DR. Von Madd nodded his head in agreement.

“We discussed that a lot,” Dr. Von Madd said. “We were satisfied with the eight inches we choose but Dr. Branger insisted that we added another two inches. We deferred to her experiences with cocks.”

“You’ll thank me later!” a female voice shouted from the group.

“Thanks, everyone,” James said. “Wow, this will take some getting used to.”

“Don’t worry,” Dr. Von Madd said. “We have enlisted six nurses who will attend to your needs while testing your new cock. Nurse Maria has already volunteered to take your new cock’s virginity.”

James didn’t know what to say.

“We’ll leave you to your recovery,” Dr. Von Madd said. “Your lab partner, Dr, Vickman lost both breasts in the accident and we generously decided to give her an upgrade as well. I’ll check on her and then I’ll come back later to interview Nurse Maria as to your performance.”

James was at a loss of words. He waved his hand at the scientists as they left.

He was surprised when his cock waved goodbye as well.

  7 Responses to “Fiction: Bionic Cock”

  1. He was surprised when his cock waved goodbye as well.
    xD

    Your imagination forever continues to awe, shock and delight me, never stop writing! :D

    Many thanks for this tale, a nice cheer up for my night ^^

  2. Mystique- lol, I am glad you liked it.

  3. “Good lord, man!” Dr. Von Madd said. “You have a cock that comes with vibration speeds that could satisfy a cheerleader squad and all you care about is your damn legs! Where is your appreciation for science, man?”

    Roflmao!

    Can I be a test vict..err volunteer for Dr. Parker?!

  4. Musns- they currently have a sign up sheet outside Dr. Parker’s room for test volunteers :)

  5. That was hilarious. I love the obsession with the cock and the peanut galley comments. Surprised it wasn’t size adjustable.

  6. Oh you are magic Mr. Shon Richards. pure magic.

  7. t’Sade- Thanks, I was really hoping the peanut gallery came across right.

    Scarlet Dee- Thanks :)

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