Jul 262010
 


This weekend I started a new project. I want to make a book of short stories in which each story deals with a different crew member on board a co-ed pirate ship from the mid 1600’s. The stories will be stand alone but they will involve characters from other stories. I am not sure if there will be a single story arc that all the stories will touch upon.

I have been writing about pirates for years. I am also a pretty big pirate buff when it comes to reading about the historical facts that we know about pirates. The two do not always compliment each other. Although there were female pirates in history, the idea of an entire crew of female pirates is far fetched. The idea of a co-ed crew is down right mythical. There is no basis in reality for what I am planning.

Which is okay. Pirate fiction has been giving a big middle finger to pirate history for ages starting with ‘Treasure Island’. There has never been real buried pirate treasure but do you want to live in a world where it didn’t exist as a tantalizing possibility? No pirate was as interesting as Jack Sparrow but shit, don’t you wish all pirates were?

Really, where would porn be without busty sexy pirate chicks?

Erotica is about the imagination. It is about what our libidos wish could happen. I plan to have a crew that fucks each other when they are not fucking over a Spanish Galleon. Their Captain will be called Cannonball Karen because her tits are as big as cannonballs. There will be bdsm sex, rough sex, maybe a romance or two and at least one captured damsel. There will be good oral sex despite the hygiene issues of the day.

Porn gets a bad reputation for being unbelievable. I think this is because we lump all sex stories in the same category. I think we need a name for erotica that could possibly happen to you, and another name for porn that is too awesome to happen in real life but it still doesn’t prevent us from longing for it.

We could call it pirate porn.

*Picture by the awesome Joe Pekar*

  5 Responses to “Pirate Porn”

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  2. Shon: Oh, I am so there. Bring it on! BTW, loved the dodgeball story a from couple of weeks back.

    OldFan

  3. Will this be related to your thigh vs thigh stories or have a similar take with an all female horny pirate crew?
    (well, I think there was the sole boy on that ship, poor guy, lol)

  4. OldFan- Glad you liked it!

    Mystique- Good question. I think it I will try a variety of styles. I can picture the cook’s story being humorous while the secret romance will be very tense.

  5. I agree completely. But, then again, Fluffy is the pirate in my life and she’s always welcomed to put on that skirt and blouse, the hat, and plunder the bedroom. :)

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