Oct 182009

Back in the day (three years ago), nerds used to debate what as cooler, Ninjas or Pirates. I know, silly question right? Pirates are obviously cooler cause they drink, have cool ships, fantastic clothes and wenches. Some people preferred Ninjas with their martial arts, black clothing and wire stunts. People got a little crazy defending their choices.

That was then and now is now. The next great debate is a sexier one. Who is better, Nurses or Witches?

Witches have magic, sexy cat habits and dance naked.

Nurses have medicine, sexy nurturing habits and sponge baths.

Damn, this is tough. One gives you blowjobs while you are sick and the other rides you like a broomstick. One has you drink something to make you feel better while the other gives you something to drink to feel very naughty. Both are famously bisexual if porn has taught me anything.

Both also have very sexy outfits.

Let the debate begin! Plus, please anwser the poll to the right. This is important information.

  8 Responses to “New Age Old Question”

  1. The case for voting for witches:

    7) Lots of practice riding broomsticks

    6) Sex Magick

    5) Love playing with candles

    4) …ditto for knives

    3) Naked fertility rites

    2) Love doing it in groups of 13

    and the number one reason to vote for witches?

    1) All the wicked, painful ways we have of making you regret voting for nurses…

    ;) Blessed be.

  2. Roxy- That is a pretty good list lol.

  3. Maybe because it’s 330am in England, I have insomnia but have to be up in three hours, and am just sleep-deprived, but it seems to me that witches win hands down, simply because, being nature-based, they wouldn’t be hygienically-obsessed and make you self-conscious about if you’ve washed your pits enough.
    Tell me to go to bed now…

  4. I know that witches are winning by a landslide, but I have to go with nurses. I work in a hospital, and some of the nurses I see on a daily basis are hotter than any witch I’ve ever met. Even in “normal” clothes :)

  5. Oh, and while Roxy does present a good case for witches, I’d like to point out that nurses have access to all the fun toys!

  6. I’m lucky to be married to a witch and a medical professional (or two). So yay!

    Also: it makes it hard to vote.

  7. Derek-What is funny, is most witches I know can be a bit too natural. Also, go to bed :)

    Kathryn- I think it is the nature of the Nurse’s toys that is working against them.

    Joe- If you don’t vote, the Ninjas win.

  8. Witches, all the way. Skinny dipping and dancing in the moonlight is sexy.

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