Holy crap. Disney World was great. I mean, I always knew people liked it but I was never sure why. I always thought it would just be one long commercial for Disney products. Three rides on the Haunted Mansion later, I can see why people keep coming back. The only bad thing is that now I want to make an erotic ride, which may be a bit hard to do on a blog.
We spent Saturday with my wife’s family where they threw a big wedding party for us. We also played marathon games of Scrabble which makes them my kind of family. At one point I had ‘yiff’ and ‘gonads’ as words, but I really didn’t want to have to explain to my wife’s mom, aunt and brother what those words meant.
I also got to fire a potato cannon, which was more fun than it had any right to be.
Now I am back at home and trying to deal with the fact that I can’t do the Pirates of the Caribbean ride this morning. I also have work to catch up on, a four day litter box to clean and some more Erishella stories.
Dude, I need a vacation.