Jan 222008
 

“Attention young inventors! Although steam powered vibrators are the current popular trend, second degree burns from leaking metal are not! Stick with safer methods of stimulation like the Von Madd Clockwork Vibrator, available in finer hobby stores everywhere!”

  One Response to “Dr. Otto Von Madd Says”

  1. Dr. Von Madd, have you thought of taking this one step further? How about going beyond clockwork to a cuckoo clock fucking machine? Instead of a cuckoo, a dildo would pop out. It could be programmed to operate in a variety of ways, perhaps emerging every 15 minutes, with 15 thrusts at a quarter after, 30 thrusts at half past, and so forth. Or only on the hour, but based on a 24-hour clock, with 24 thrusts at midnight rather than none…

    sigh… Yes, there are distinct problems with being in a long-distance relationship…

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