I demand more sex.
I demand naked bodies dancing around the clock. I demand fucking on my television screen. I demand giant breasts on my billboards. I demand sexually suggestive names for food, double entendres for street directions and outright vulgarity for movie titles.
I want a free upgrade for sex on a plane. I want a blowjob every time I get on the bus. I want a strip show on every car of the train. I want joggers to not be allowed out of the house unless they are wearing tight clothes doused in water.
Paychecks should come with money shots. Apologies aren’t sincere until pants are dropped. Sex education should be a public sponsored television channel. Work appropriate clothing should include a g-string or mesh. Every man and woman should know at least seven different types of knots. Your tax forms should come with vibrators.
Prayers should end with an orgasm.
There should be no drugs except cock and pussy.
There should be no war except the war on abstinence.