Blogs that are run by happily married couples who want to brag about their sex life with each other elicits one reaction in me- Utter disbelief.
I mean, if you’re having wonderful brag worthy sex with your spouse five days a week, when the fuck would you have time to write about it? It is one thing if you are blogging with your spouse about the sexual things that interest you. I can understand that. They are partners and so they are doing this together. I just roll my eyes when all the blog is about is a catalog of the great sex these two people are allegedly having with each other. No fights, no issues, no highs and lows; just great sex scenes spliced together like a marriage gonzo tape.
So deep down, I always suspect that happily married couple sex blogs are actually written by really unhappily married couples who are clinging to the sex as a sign that they shouldn’t be as unhappy as they are feeling.
Here’s the guilty secret part so please don’t tell anyone. Ready? Pinky-swear? Okay, here it is-
When the happily married couple sex blog closes down and announces they are getting a divorce, I always smile and nod my head in a smug manner because it just satisfies my suspicions. Every time.
I feel so much better for saying that. Now I don’t feel the need to tell you what I think about ________.