I’ve been overwhelmed with interview requests after it was discovered that the United states Air Force wanted to build a Gay Bomb No, I’m not making this up.
“The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another,” Hammond said after reviewing the documents.
I would just like to state although I am an Erotiterrorist, I have never been involved with the making of the Gay Bomb. If anything, it is my professional opinion that an all gay military force would be kick-ass. They would watch each others backs, avenge their fallen lovers and be really really buff. Wasn’t that the point of 300?
So just to be sure everyone is clear, I have never been involved in the making of a Gay Bomb.
As for trying to make a ‘Everyone Get Horny and Naked Bomb’, I currently have no comment.