Jun 042007
Spanking a pretty round butt is great for curing work related stress.
Reading a book while laying in bed with a pretty girl has been proven to smooth wrinkles.
Pinning a lovely woman against the wall and groping her helps prevents cancer.
Exchanging dirty text messages with a nasty talking slut will stop global warming.
Staying up way too late on a Sunday night talking to a sexy geek will make your ass tired, but it might also save your LIFE.
4 Responses to “Quick Prescriptions”
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Heh, I don’t know if those are true, but I’m willing to spend hours to find out.
Hours, I say.
Because I’m a scientist.
Honest.
I expect a full report of your findings :)
*clicks their heels together and salutes*
“Yes, sir!”
love these prescriptions…and i think i am in need of a spanking….lol.