Jan 022007
 

If I have to watch a man get hanged one more time this week, I might look to see if I can install some sort of Death chip into my television that will filter out scenes of humiliation and death.

Jeffery Rowland reminds us that the FCC hates black breasts but taunting and then killing a guy is A-Okay. Let’s tell the FCC that we want more black breasts. Let them know at this handy link.

In completely unrelated news-

My wife and I went to a friend’s house yesterday to play Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition, a game that is about 20 years old. It was a lot like breaking out your tapes and listening to music you used to hear in high school; or watching VH1 a lot. The nostalgia was overwhelming and made more so by the fact that we we arrived 20 minutes early and our friends were out shopping. So just like teenagers, we were stuck outside the house waiting for people to show up and let us in.

For some reason, this made me horny.

“Hey, want to make out?” I said.

My wife looked at me. “Here? In their front yard?”

“Sure, what could be more high school than playing D&D and kissing outside because your parents don’t want you making babies inside the house?”

She rolled her eyes. “I’m not making out in someone’s driveway.”

“Crap, I’m in such a teenage headspace I forgot the right way to do this.”

“And what’s that?” she asked.

I put my arms around her and bent my head down to hers. “I should have just done it instead of asking permission first.”

And so I did.

  2 Responses to “Is It Just Me?”

  1. Oh good grief, now you’ve gone and made me think like that… gotta go find someone and quick!

    Happy new year!

  2. Lol – catching up on some of your older posts.

    In my world, all the men I know STILL play DnD – couldn’t tell you which version, but let me tell you the words that come out of their mouths as they try to determine from the GM which ‘stuff’ they can use while rolling their character sheets is mind boggling.

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