Yesterday my computer died. I was in the middle of writing a story I am quite fond of when my monitor froze and then my computer restarted itself. When it came back on, instead of a normal screen, I had a lot of gibberish filling my screen like a secret UFO transmission. Yep, that computer is possessed.
And since it ate the story I was writing, I hereby proclaim that story to be the Greatest Thing I Ever Wrote. Just take my word on it. It would have turned your sex organs into volcanoes. It would have haunted your dreams. It would have made you so horny you would have been humping your chairs. It’s true!
In honor of the Greatest Story Ever, feel free to write your glowing praise now. Send me your naked pictures, your incredible e-mails and blog about how it changed your life. It was THAT good of a story.