I have always been jealous of women and their vibrators. No, not jealous that a vibrator can replace me; I’ve been jealous that women can choose from dozens of gadgets of all shapes and colors to get them off. I love gadgets and here was a whole section of toys that I didn’t play with. Since I am not a Fill-My-Ass kind of guy, most vibrators are useless to me. The other method is to place a vibrator next to my naughty bits, but placing a penis shaped object against my own penis is physically awkward. It just doesn’t fit. Most of the time, the vibrations are too intense anyway. I need a gentle hum that can arouse and not numb me.
Up until this point, I have been using the wonderful Fukuoku 9000 for my vibration needs. That still works great but man, this little gem works in a whole different bliss. The three prongs vibrate and is just the right size to surround my scrotum. It’s snug in all the right ways. My wife used it recently while giving me a blowjob and the orgasm was so awesome it made me feel like I have been doing sex the wrong way all this time.
Can you believe I found this at Walgreens? It’s simply called a Mini and was in a bin of fifty other massagers. Calling it a Mini seems trite. They should call it the Awesome Guy Sex Vibrator 2300. It’s good for sore thighs too. Allegedly.