Why do Mondays have to be so bad? Is there any real reason other than the fact that it is no longer the weekend? Fuck that. It’s time we got more aggressive with Mondays.
Today is No Underwear day. If you’re wearing underwear, take them off right now! Seriously, they’re a deadly killer of fun. Take them off and keep them off. Let your genitals run free! Let your private area know they are one pants removal away from sexy fun!
Say NO to underwear today.
Just watch that zipper, okay?