Dear Jenny’s Boyfriend,
You don’t know me but I know Jenny. I know every inch of Jenny. From her lovely heavy breasts to that scar she has on her left buttock, I know it all. I just wanted to drop you a note thanking you for the way you treat Jenny.
Me and my exhausted cock want to thank you for your lack of attention to Jenny’s orgasms. The fact that you still think five minutes of fucking is enough to get her off is what drove her to look for someone like me in the first place.
Thank you for nagging her about the laundry while you never do the yard work. That stupid little inequality never fails to get her talking dirty on my phone.
Thank you for refusing to pay for that bed and breakfast weekend she wanted but then turned around and bought three new video games. That is when she sent agreed to pose nude for me and my camera.
Thank you for making those snide comments any time a bondage scene appears in a movie. Your snickering teenage attitude is why she has never brought up bondage to you and why she is on her knees sucking my cock, not yours.
Thank you for never asking why she spends so much time online. We seem to have the best cyber when you’re in the house.
Thank you for being such a dick about Jenny’s mother visiting. No, really. The extra stress you caused Jenny by being so passive aggressive made her so upset, only fucking her ass for the first time could calm her down.
Thank you for your regular noticing of all of Jenny’s faults and never her good points. You make me come across like a saint compared to you and the wonderful sexy things Jenny does to show her appreciation have been amazing.
I don’t know why you don’t appreciate Jenny. I only know her side of the story. Maybe you’re an alright guy. Maybe you don’t even know what you are doing to her. Just because you kiss her every morning and grope her tits from time to time doesn’t mean you’re free from romancing her. On the other hand, maybe you got tired of her worship.
That’s okay. I am happy to be her object of worship now.
The Guy Who Fucks Jenny Now.