I do the laundry in the house. Yes ladies, I write sex and I do laundry. You can see why I’m already married.
The thing is I may not be married for much longer. My wife bought this shirt that she couldn’t find in stores so she had to order it online. It’s beautiful. It looks great on her. It’s also hand wash and I put it in the washer. It’s just as pretty, but now it’s half the size.
So, is there some domestic Goddess secret to curing shrinkage? Can I restore this shirt to it’s glorious original size? Do you have a couch I can sleep on for the six to eight weeks it’ll take to order a new one?