Ahoy! I’m Pirate Barbie. I’ll be spending the day with you while Shon goes to the pool and leers at Stay-At-Home-Apartment Moms in bikinis. Below you’ll find some smut that Shon promised you. I don’t see the appeal. I mean Amaya is hot and what she does today is very naughty, but I prefer my porn to have more pirates and strap-ons. Oh well.
Since I’m minding the blog today, ask me anything. I’ll give love advice, tell you the best way to scrape barnacles off your ships or tell you where the best rum is in Tortuga. We’ll sing a few songs and when someone gets drunk enough, we’ll strip them and have our ways with them! So go ahead me hearties, ask away.