Subject- Pirates of the MOTHERFUCKIN Caribbean- Deadman’s AWESOME Chest
Favorite Part- “Actually, you only need six people to crew the ship. Oh bugger.”
Least Favorite Part- Some gross bits in the beginning that never happen again. Makes me wonder what that bit was for.
Egotistical Observation Because I Fancy Myself a Writer- The black female pirate who gives Jack so much shit in the first movie isn’t around at all, which dissappoints me because I thought one female pirate cast member would have given his crew a more bohemian appearance.
Did I Want to Plunder and Swordfight afterwards- Aye!
Was There A Last Scene At The End Of The Credits- Yes, and it’s worth it.
Final Thought- Sea monsters, cannibals, witches, betrayal, returning characters, audacious stunts, a three man swordfight, superb exposition and equal parts humor and terror. Cripes, why can’t all movies be this full of goodness?
And Pirate Week has officially started here at Erotiterrorist!