Jun 202006
 

When my wife was child, her family fell under the sway of the Worse Dentist ever. This small town quack convinced every parent he came across that their kids required thousands of dollars of work or their teeth will fall out. Now to be fair, the whole town found out later he made up these ridiculous unnecessary services because he needed to pay for his wife’s cancer treatment but in the meantime, he fucked up a lot of teeth.

So about every year now, my wife needs to go to the dentist and have a crappy filling removed. Yesterday she went and needed a root canal. She’s on pain killers for the week which makes her chatty and itchy. How chatty was she? Well she spent an hour on the phone with a friend of hers and then walked to where I was, hung up the phone and continued the conversation with me.

Here’s the hard part for me. Now that her mouth is literally off limits for awhile, I find myself craving a blowjob in the worse way. I just had awesome all-possible-variation sex this Sunday night, and hot phone sex LAST night, but here it is Tuesday morning and I feel as sex deprived as a thirty-three year old fantasy football champion. I am fucking horny and only sweet wet moaning blowjob with lovely tongue action can satisfy me. I need a mouth. I need warm breath on hard cock. I need to shoot down a throat while my hands fondle a breast.

As a writer and a dom, I know all about denial. I know how it works and I know how effective it is to dangle one little treat in front of someone but damn, I forget sometimes how effective it is on me. I would think as someone who uses denial every single day and every single Wednesday that I would somehow be immune to it. Well, fuck no. I know I will get a blowjob as soon as it is possible. I know that it will be just as good then as it would be now. But a lot like Veruca Salt, I want it now! I bet my temper tantrum song would be along these lines. . .

“I want a mouth
I want a wet mouth
I want to be licked and sucked till I succumb
And fill her mouth with come
Give it to me
Now!”

Oh well. I guess I’ll go write a blowjob story now.

  12 Responses to “Teeth, Dentists and Blowjobs”

  1. Great minds think alike! *wink

  2. Hahaha!
    I loved your little song!
    Isn’t it funny how people always seems to want what they can’t get.
    That’s been my theory about the fellas who seem to be fixated on wanting a blowjob. Poor guys *sigh*

    (*snicker*)

  3. Hope you were able to make due ;)

  4. Wait…you want only ONE breast to fondle?

    :D

  5. Green eyes- :)

    Shay- I knew a guy once years ago who’s wife wouldn’t give him a BJ. All his stories were about oral sex and all he wanted to talk about was what was oral sex like. His wife eventually left him and all his friends were like, go buy a bj! Wow, now I am that guy because it’s been over 24 hours.

    Mandy- I make due the best I can :)

    AAG- The other hand is wrapped in hair. Maybe I should start a quiz.

  6. Ohhhh no no no. You said your handS were fondling a breast.

    Oh whatever. C’mere and I’ll give you the blowjob you need.

    :D

  7. I can understand it from the other way. With the agreement my fiance and I have, my other male lovers have to wear a condom during oral sex. So my mind and fantasies focus on wanting to taste them unsheathed and drink down their cum.

    Maybe someday, the aggrement will be modified and I’ll get what I want. Other than that, there’s my fiance who I don’t have such restrictions on, and fantasy.

  8. AAG- Don’t you know that a man who needs a bj can’t be counted on to count, write or do dishes?

    Jaenelle-It’s good to know that there are denial issues even during a blowjob :)

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  10. Not that I refrain from giving them as a result (because I do love the feel of someone in my mouth), but that one restriction definately makes an impact.

    And for them too… they respect my agreement, but they definately want me to swallow every last drop.

  11. Shon, I would certainly be looking for a dentist that could fix your wife’s problem permanently!

    This period of denial certainly isn’t hurting your writing, though!

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