Hey there perverts! This is Skippy, Dungeon Master to Shon Richards’ Harem. I’m in charge of keeping all the slut toys he has in line. I’m an expert Lego-Bondage master from Sweden, so don’t give me any lip!
Shon told me to tell his readers that he is really busy today. Shon says he is banging a hot redhead and writing a small novella about a slut for seven brothers, but I think that’s bullshit. If you ask me, he’s most likely masturbating and eating a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies again. Don’t worry though, I’m sure he’ll find some way to make a story about it and you’ll be reading some lame cookie slut story tomorrow.
I’ll be minding the blog today so leave a comment if you need some hardcore action figure domination. In the meantime, I’m going to spank the shit out of Pirate Barbie.