Have I mentioned that this week sucks? I’m sure I have. In fact, I bet I have mentioned it every post, e-mail and IM chat this week. If you have talked with me, I am really sorry for being an utter killjoy. Being a week behind, rebuilding a computer and staying on top of new work has turned fun loving erotiterrorist Shon Richards into total Whiney-Bitch Shon.
One of things I decided to sacrifice was Half-Nekkid Thursday. I just didn’t have time. I didn’t have an idea, or the software set up for that matter. I was actually giddy about the idea of skipping a day of blogging just for the wild crazy free time I would have. All of what, ten minutes?
So yesterday I was working hard and building the worse headache. I was working on a remote server when I was alerted by the server owner that they were going down for thirty minutes. Fuckers. I have work to do! I don’t have time for a break.
Hey wait, a break.
I had a killer headache so I got a warm cloth and went into the bedroom. The curtains were closed, the room was dark and I laid down and tried to relax. The cloth is over my eyes because if I don’t, I’ll start looking around the room and will find a book to read.
I thought soothing thoughts.
I got horny.
Sigh. It is a Richards family secret that orgasms cure headaches in my family. I shit you not, I got it from my sister who was told by mom who was told by grandma. My sister told me this and we had our first adult moment of Too-Much-Information but the theory is sound and true. So I decided to tend to myself.
For headache purposes mind you.
I left the washcloth on because damn it, I have a headache. I was doing my thing when it occurred to me, that I had a fucking HNT picture.
So here is my weekly contribution. I am biting my lip right before my orgasm and I have to say it’s my favorite. I like to think that if the government ever came looking for me and I go into the great Erotic Underground to hide, that this will be the mug picture they use for me.